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Just while we're waiting for KeepTalking.............
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Um...does anyone else see a pair of 'eyes' at the top of the banana?
Behind the banana stalk?
Watching you?
Constantly?
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And, to sum up, we would urge President Obama to put aside the partisan bickering and support the GOP's new economic plan of selling these flag posters to pay off the US debt. At the low price of $1 billion each, only a few thousand sales would be necessary in order to put our country's fiscal health into better shape.
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"Is that... My god, is that you? Did you fart?"
"Shut up, sonny, I'm an astronaut!"
"My eyes are watering!"
"And i'm a goddamned hero. Suck it up!"
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But, but, but. I've always loved you, you can't announce to the world you're leaving me!
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"Is that... My god, is that you? Did you fart?"
"Shut up, sonny, I'm an astronaut!"
"My eyes are watering!"
"And i'm a goddamned hero. Suck it up!"
Winner!
I'm a sucker for fart jokes, take it away Keith...
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Coolness! And now, a bit of nostalgia....
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Okay, go get the girls. This is going to be the most epic wet tee-shirt contest EVER!!!!
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Remind me not to get the jumbo keg next time; these things are a bitch to tap.
OK, rookie mistake. It happens from time to time and this is why we have training.
Now, when the Captain says "submerge the submarine" it means "start up the engine and have it dive under the ocean", not "flood the submarine with water so it sinks to the bottom".
Let's take it from the top.
Now, when the Captain says "submerge the submarine" it means "start up the engine and have it dive under the ocean", not "flood the submarine with water so it sinks to the bottom".
Let's take it from the top.
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Early Waterpik trials did not go as expected...
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I SAID RIGHTIE TIGHTIE!!!
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Man in red shirt 'Yes Sir, we have reached the core of the new water mine..... Attempting to cap it now sir.'
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Beats By Dre, all weather testing unit.
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A plumber! I thought you said planer!
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Okay, seriously, a wonderful turnout and wonderful entries. I laughed myself out of my chair for three of them.
All very, very good, but the one that nearly made me dislocate my jaw:
All very, very good, but the one that nearly made me dislocate my jaw:
Take it away, Mageth.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll be back in just a bit with a new pic to pick on...