Caption Contest

[Tinker Grey]

And the laugher curve was born.

 

[gmbteach]

Trump: I wanna be just like you, so I’ll act and become president, just you wait and see!

 

[angelo]

"Say, aren't you that B grade actor? "

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Stop calling me Clint Eastwood.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Trump: "весь мир нуждается в перестройке."

 

[AirPoh]

And shortly thereafter, the Laffer Curve was born.

Winner

Thanks.

When I'm President, I'm going to shit on everything you worked for.

 

[blastula]

After that encounter with President Reagan, Donald Trump vowed to never let anyone dominate him and his tiny hands in a handshake ever again.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Trump: "весь мир нуждается в перестройке."

Winner. Also alternative winning caption was "Hail Hydra."

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Thanks, Jimmy. I originally had a much longer answer but then I realized it was longer than 180 characters and not on a teleprompter.

Caption this:

 

[Atheos]

Upon seeing this picture, Trump decided to slap a tariff on this boat. "After all, Chinese food has a lot of monosodium glutamate. Huge amounts."

His advisers just looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks, Jimmy. I originally had a much longer answer but then I realized it was longer than 180 characters and not on a teleprompter.

Caption this:

Really Giant Jenga is on the way.

 

[bilby]

And now we cross live to Singapore harbour, where the heats in this year's Live Tetris championship are well underway...

 

[Thomas II]

Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger boat...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Aw crap. Why is the container I always want on the bottom?!

 

[ZiprHead]

Time to break wide, cut some rails and party like it's 1985.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Jimmy. I originally had a much longer answer but then I realized it was longer than 180 characters and not on a teleprompter.

Caption this:

The owner ran out of paint to writer the contents of the boat: Multiple Shipping Containers

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong thread]

The Lego Movie

 

[angelo]

" Noah, I said build an ark!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

" Noah, I said build an ark!"

And the Lord commanded to Noah to take seven pair of every imperishable kind and one pair of every perishable kind.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Time to break wide, cut some rails and party like it's 1985.

Since they found 20 tons of cocaine on this ship owned by J.P. Morgan, I'm going to give this one to ZiprHead.

Winner!