Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

The one day I feel just a little despair.

 

[ZiprHead]

"But I don't wanna go to the glue factory!"

 

[Tigers!]

Horse: I told you to turn left at Albuquerque!

Horse: The magic word is please.

 

[hyzer]

"Wilberrrrrrrrrrrr!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Not until you say you're sorry.

 

[bilby]

"But I don't wanna go to the glue factory!"

Winner!

 

[TV and credit cards]

Hello. You know, at the end of a long hard run, I like to relax in a soothing mud…

Oh not this guy again!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Wiploc]

"Pull my finger ..."

"You're a funny guy."

"That's not a knife."

"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water..."

"Who ya gonna call?"

"The first rule of hangnail club ..."

“You have some good features, but, all in all, I thought to highly of you.”

“I don’t have money. But I do have a very particular set of skills."

 

[Thomas II]

Swiss Army Hand Job

 

[Tigers!]

If you hold that hand incorrectly the next hand to hold you will be the surgeon's.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Pull my finger ..."

@Wiploc wins it.

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Here there be dragons."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And that is how I contracted Poison Oak.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Damn trees get more action than I do!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Those aren't its lips!

 

[Wiploc]

"Here there be dragons."

Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Keith&Co!!!!