Chaplain T-Shirts

[Keith&Co.]

So, my coworker is upset that someone suggested the military do away with the chaplain corps. On and on about the benefits of having an officer designated to help with spiritual matters...

The only command i was at with a chaplain, a guy went to him feeling guilty and confused about his sexuality. The chaplain wrote him up for being a fag. Wonderful guy. Wonderful use of the office.

So, anyway, i've been displaying titles underneath my nametag for a couple of days.

"Atheist Chaplain: May Nothing above us watch over you."

and

"Skeptic Chaplain: No, really, I am!"

and

"Tower of Babel Chaplain: The sky's the limit!"

Any suggestions?

 

[Sarpedon]

"Chaplain: Taxes pay my salary, but you still have to tithe!"

 

[KeepTalking]

Pastafarian Chaplain: Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame.

IPU Chaplain: One horn, invisible, with pinkness and uncertainty for all.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Atheist chaplain: Won't betray your confidences.

Atheist chaplain: Now, with less hypocrisy.

Atheist chaplain: No judgemental tradition to live up to.

Atheist chaplain: Loyalty reserved for inhabitants of Earth.

Atheist chaplain: On Your Side.

Atheist chaplain: I can hear you.

 

[hyzer]

Atheist Chaplain: Beer is my holy water.
(Or whiskey)

Atheist Chaplain: the biggest bang since the Big One.

Atheist Chaplain: Equal Opportunity Implorer

 

[Tigers!]

Atheist chaplain: Don't bother me, I can't help you.
Atheist chaplain: If you are worried about dying it will come soon enough.
Atheist chaplain: If everything seems meaningless you are right.

 

[bigfield]

"A Theist Chaplain: see what I did there?"

 

[bilby]

 

[Underseer]

"Stop worrying about what happens after you die. Start worrying about what happens to other people before they die."

Yeah, I know. Too wordy for a t-shirt. Maybe a button?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Riffing off this

Military Chaplin

School Chaplin

Workplace Chaplin

Put him in a dog collar and the back of the T Shirt says

"Now with 87% more insight."