Ever been so high...

[Gospel]

......you took car decal literally?

 

[Thomas II]

 

[ZiprHead]

...You thought you were hugging a real alligator.

 

[Gospel]

...you drove to your kitchen for a snack.

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you never knew WHAT came out of that glory hole at the bus station, but it ate your phone?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you were SURE you heard them talking about you?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...that 'choking the chicken' took three days and a stepladder?



Alternate, ever been so high, you were willing to choke his chicken, but insisted 'good girls' only did that sidesaddle?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...that, um, uh...that a punchline seemed redundant?

Anyone wanting to give this one a try, feel free.

 

[Gospel]

Ok' ill bite.

....That you thought you developed the theory of everything?

 

[Gospel]

....you pass out then wake up to this face looking for weed?

 

[Thomas II]

....you pass out then wake up to this face looking for weed?

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[Keith&Co.]

...you heard the song, 'Telephone Man,' and founded a cult?



Again?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you crossed three state lines trying to get married but only ended up with a warm milkshake?

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you got tired of waiting for the 5G access from your vax, and decided, "I'll just do it myself!"

 

[Gospel]

.....you forgot what comes after the letter E.

 

[Thomas II]

...you literally ascend?

 

[Elixir]

....you pass out then wake up to this face looking for weed?

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He does weed?
I thought he was either a speed freak or a coke addict, skinny as he is.
Somebody get that guy some munchies!

 

[gmbteach]

....you pass out then wake up to this face looking for weed?

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He does weed?
I thought he was either a speed freak or a coke addict, skinny as he is.
Somebody get that guy some munchies!

My brother is a as skinny as a tall thin streak of pelican shit and he smokes weed - like most people smoke cigarettes.

 

[Keith&Co.]

...you remember buying whisky in a phone booth?
And looked for that booth for DAYS?

 

[Keith&Co.]

....you pass out then wake up to this face looking for weed?

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He does weed?
I thought he was either a speed freak or a coke addict, skinny as he is.
Somebody get that guy some munchies!

My brother is a as skinny as a tall thin streak of pelican shit and he smokes weed - like most people smoke cigarettes.

Bumming them from friends while swearing he was trying to quit?
That's what i remember of smokers in the Navy....