Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Keith&Co.]

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"You must have an enormous schwanzstucker!"

Probably should have called this the instant i saw it, but laughed until i couldn't move...

Winner, it goes without saying.

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!
Ok, what line goes with this:

 

[Wiploc]

[Out of contest]

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"You make me want to be a better man."

 

[Wiploc]

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"Where da white women at?"

"Oh, we got trouble, right here in River City."

"I'm also just a girl holding a huge ugly collectable plate, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

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Note, I don't actually remember, "Where da white women at?" from Blazing Saddles. I only remember it from Keith's story in the "Things that make you laugh" thread.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Gossamer: Witch, I'd like to kiss you goodbye.
Witch: All right, but you're so damned ugly.

 

[jonatha]

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It's Guardian! Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

 

[ruby sparks]

"You had me at hello".

 

[WAB]

Thanks!
Ok, what line goes with this:

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Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Throw Me A Frickin' Bone Here. I’m the boss. I need the info.”

 

[SLD]

Thanks!
Ok, what line goes with this:

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She sure do got a purty mouth

 

[Elixir]

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"I'm also just a girl holding a huge ugly collectable plate, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

That cracked my ass up.
WINNER!!

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

Here we go:

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"You talking to me?"

 

[Keith&Co.]

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

 

[jonatha]

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Give me a damnburger

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

Here we go:

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"That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey."

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Here we go:

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"You talking to me?"

Perfect! You da winner.

 

[ZiprHead]

Let's give this one a go.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced. How do you do?