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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

Elixir said:
What line goes here?

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Excuse me while I whip this out!
 
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"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd..."
 
- You played very well, Death. Especially with your totally heavy Death robes.
- Don't patronize me.
 
Stop right there, I'm not wearing any pants!
 
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“Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.”
 
Is Aslan going to eat us?
Yes, Edmund, but let me explain. When Aslan dies, his body becomes the grass, and the antelope will eat the grass, and Peter, Susan and Lucy will eat the antelope. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
 
"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
 
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