Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Thomas II]

Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 30% off...

 

[Bomb#20]

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

 

[SLD]

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

That’s the winner

 

[Bomb#20]

Thanks! Continuing the theme...

 

[Elixir]

“Ah! So! You doggone snake in the grass!”

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks! Continuing the theme...

"Whatever our souls are made out of, his and mine are the same.”

or

"Why, we even pooped together"

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[jonatha]

"They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

 

[ZiprHead]

"Are They Made From Real Girl Scouts?"

 

[Bomb#20]

"Are They Made From Real Girl Scouts?"

Ah, Wednesday! Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

"Never go to Reno, girls!"

 

[Bomb#20]

I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.

 

[ZiprHead]

I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.

Winner.

 

[Bomb#20]

 

[ZiprHead]

Arthur: Hobson?
Hobson: Yes.
Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do?
Hobson: No, I don't.
Arthur: I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.
Arthur: [rises] Do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: That's what I live for.
[Arthur exits]
Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.

 

[Thomas II]

BANG!

 

[Thomas II]

"This is Rubber Ducky. What's your 10-20? Over"

 

[Bomb#20]

Arthur: Do you know who's going to win?
Hobson: No, I don't.
Arthur: ZiprHead.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Shadowy Man]

“Welcome to the party, pal!”