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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

Ok...What line goes here?

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“I had to park the car three blocks away. Then it started to rain so I ran the last two blocks. Then my heel got caught in a subway grating. When I pulled my foot out, I stepped in a puddle. Then a cab went by and splashed my stockings. If the hardware store downstairs was open, I was going to buy a knife and kill myself.”
 
"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."
 
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"You’ll shoot your eye out, kid."

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"Did I stutter?"

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"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!"

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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli"

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"Eat my shorts."
 
All very good but SLD and Thomas II cowin for their outstanding homages. First to post...
 
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