Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Keith&Co.]

It also wasn't Conan....

I was wondering where that came from.

Just a funny from disconnect.

Like last week, i mispronounced a Yiddish word at the morning meeting. Someone corrected me. I shrugged. "Eh, I only took two years of Spanish."

 

[WAB]

It also wasn't Conan....

I was wondering where that came from.

Just a funny from disconnect.

Like last week, i mispronounced a Yiddish word at the morning meeting. Someone corrected me. I shrugged. "Eh, I only took two years of Spanish."

Did the conversation begin:

A: Can I get salsa for my matzo?
B You want seltzer?
A: No. Salsa...

 

[Bomb#20]

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"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."

 

[ZiprHead]

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Miss: I didn't ask to come on this trip, did I? No, I don't think so! Did I ask you to be making me over and jump all kinds of hoops like some circus poodle? No, I don't think so! Do I want to go to jail because of some cop killer? No, I don't think so! So as soon as we get to the next town I am jumping on the first man and riding him all the way to New York City and away from you two puckered up, stuck up putas 'cause this trip sucks! It sucks!

Vida: After all we've done to include you, you would leave us so quickly?

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"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."

Tie. First to post yadda yadda yadda.

 

[Bomb#20]

Tie. First to post yadda yadda yadda.

Okey doke. What line yadda yadda?

 

[ZiprHead]

Tie. First to post yadda yadda yadda.

Okey doke. What line yadda yadda?

"I hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world."

"These weren't a few birds."

 

[SLD]

Tie. First to post yadda yadda yadda.

Okey doke. What line yadda yadda?

Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Lando: You really have a thing for the Falcon.

Han: It’s mutual. She belongs with me.

 

[Wiploc]

"Plastics."

 

[Gospel]

"Plastics."

"This Is A Dude Who, 700 Years Ago, Totally Ravaged China, And Who, We Were Told, 2 Hours Ago, Totally Ravaged Oshman’s Sporting Goods."

 

[Bomb#20]

Lando: You really have a thing for the Falcon.

Han: It’s mutual. She belongs with me.

Winner in a very competitive field.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Thanks. Let's try this one:

 

[Gospel]

"That's a big Twinkie."

 

[jonatha]

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio...."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Your clothes, give them to me!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Let's try this one:

"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Wiploc]

Edited to add: [Oops, wrong thread]

Dangerous Liaisons

 

[Wiploc]

"Attica! Attica!"

"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?"

"You're a funny guy."

“Guns or knives, Butch?”

“Say ‘what’ again, motherfucker!”

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“I’m your huckleberry.”

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore."

“This ain’t my first rodeo.”

“We are not amused.”

“This is good. I was rusty on panic.”

“We’ll call it a draw.”

“The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.”

“You shall not pass.”

 

[Keith&Co.]

Before you die there is something you should know about us.

What?

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What's that make us?

Absolutely nothing!

 

[hyzer]

"I coulda' been a contender. I could've been somebody"
"Instead of a bum, which is what I am – let's face it."