Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[Elixir]

Thanx - what line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

"They're here!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

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[SLD]

Thanx - what line goes here?

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I haven’t had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!

 

[Bomb#20]

- I think we should be leaving now.

- Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanx - what line goes here?

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"You all taste so much better when you're afraid..."

 

[Elixir]

Thanx - what line goes here?

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"You all taste so much better when you're afraid..."

WINNER!
(provisional - is that REALLY a movie line?)

 

[Thomas II]

Thanx - what line goes here?

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"You all taste so much better when you're afraid..."

WINNER!
(provisional - is that REALLY a movie line?)

REALLY?!!!

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[Thomas II]

Thanks!

What line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks!

What line goes here?

“When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw you peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'ok'?”

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks!

What line goes here?

“And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

What line goes here?

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

 

[Elixir]

On a scale from one to ten, how bad's my rig?

 

[Thomas II]

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On a scale from one to ten, how bad's my rig?

WINNER

 

[Elixir]

Thanks, and sorry for the delay.
What line belongs here:

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

 

[SLD]

Thanks, and sorry for the delay.
What line belongs here:

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Houston, we have a problem!

 

[hyzer]

“Some moof milker put a compressor on the ignition line.”

 

[Bomb#20]

We're already gonna be late for the ball.

 

[Wiploc]

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“An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”

"If you build it, he will come."

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question, “Do I feel lucky?”

“Is it safe?”

“That is not the droid you’re looking for.”

“I find your lack of faith disturbing."

“Plastics.”

 

[Elixir]

Houston, we have a problem!

WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, and sorry for the delay.
What line belongs here:

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"Bold strategy, Cotton."

 

[Thomas II]

bump

 

[SLD]

How about this one!

 

[ZiprHead]

“It’s Pronounced Fronkensteen!”

 

[Patooka]

"Look who knows so much, huh? When it just so happens your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead"

 

[Wiploc]

How about this one!

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In just seven day, I can make you a man!

 

[Bomb#20]

I'm king of the world!

 

[SLD]

"Look who knows so much, huh? When it just so happens your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead"

These were all pretty good, but I think I’ll give it to Patooka.

 

[Thomas II]

How about this one!

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Igor woke him UP...! Well done, Igor!!! Well done!!!

(out of contest)

Patooka is the WINNER!

 

[Patooka]

"Look who knows so much, huh? When it just so happens your friend is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead"

These were all pretty good, but I think I’ll give it to Patooka.

Okey Dokey:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

 

[Thomas II]

"Those are government donuts, my friend. It's not easy work."

 

[Patooka]

"Those are government donuts, my friend. It's not easy work."

I'm calling it. Winner.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

What line goes here...

 

[Bomb#20]

- Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

- Over the albino, I think.

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

What line goes here...

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

 

[ZiprHead]

"The shadow do."

 

[Thomas II]

- Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?

- Over the albino, I think.

WINNER!

 

[Bomb#20]

Thanks! Let's give this one a go...

 

[jonatha]

"Oh my god... It's full of stars!"

 

[Thomas II]

"By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Sons Of Warvan, you shall be avenged!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Go ahead, make my day."

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

 

[Thomas II]

"Oh Shit!"

 

[Bomb#20]

Good entries all; but this one was sidesplitting:

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

Winner!

 

[ZiprHead]

TY, give this one a go.

 

[Thomas II]

"Be afraid...Be very afraid..."

 

[ZiprHead]

"Be afraid...Be very afraid..."

Winner @Thomas II

 

[Thomas II]

What line goes here?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Attica! Attica! Attica!"

 

[Wiploc]

"They're Back"