Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[SLD]

Thanks. Let's try this one:

Is that a rabbit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Bomb#20]

I transferred from Los Angeles! Your school has no gymnastics team! This is a last resort!

What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to transform your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body.

Look, I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?”

Damn. An avalanche of great entries, but Wayne’s World is a perfect fit. Winner.

Runner-up to SLD for identifying the animal in Kirk’s shorts.

 

[Wiploc]

"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?”

Damn. An avalanche of great entries, but Wayne’s World is a perfect fit. Winner.

Runner-up to SLD for identifying the animal in Kirk’s shorts.

Thanks. Don't know from Wayne's World, but I infer that I'm the winner.

What line goes here?

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Jonathan: Oh! This is - this is ghastly!

Van: Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down

 

[Gospel]

"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon?”

Damn. An avalanche of great entries, but Wayne’s World is a perfect fit. Winner.

Runner-up to SLD for identifying the animal in Kirk’s shorts.

Thanks. Don't know from Wayne's World, but I infer that I'm the winner.

What line goes here?

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I hate that fortune cookie shit.

 

[hyzer]

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”Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.”

 

[Elixir]

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"Gentlemen, we have to protect our phony baloney jobs!"

 

[ZiprHead]

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Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Joe Cabot: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: uh-uh....i dont tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Joe Cabot: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't believe in it.

 

[Wiploc]

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I hate that fortune cookie shit.

Winner!

 

[Gospel]

Nice! Here goes nothing.

 

[ZiprHead]

"And a Huckleberry Hoooooooound dog howdy to ya!"

 

[hyzer]

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"You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire."

"A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood."

 

[jonatha]

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.

Pinto: Look, you don't have to...

Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Katy: You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date.

Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.

Pinto: Hey!

Boon: What'd I say?

 

[SLD]

Nice! Here goes nothing.
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He said the Sheriff is near!

 

[WAB]

Nice! Here goes nothing.
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Young Lady: When you got to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

 

[Gospel]

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Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.

Pinto: Look, you don't have to...

Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

Katy: You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date.

Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.

Pinto: Hey!

Boon: What'd I say?

Winner. haha

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Thank you.

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."