SLD
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Thanks. Let's try this one:
Is that a rabbit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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Is that a rabbit in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Bomb#20
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I transferred from Los Angeles! Your school has no gymnastics team! This is a last resort!
What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to transform your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body.
Look, I understand you have underwear up your ass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it.
hurtinbuckaroo
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Damn. An avalanche of great entries, but Wayne’s World is a perfect fit. Winner.
Runner-up to SLD for identifying the animal in Kirk’s shorts.
Wiploc
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Thanks. Don't know from Wayne's World, but I infer that I'm the winner.
What line goes here?
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Jonathan: Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
Van: Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down
Jonathan: Oh! This is - this is ghastly!
Van: Yes, you're right. We should have put newspapers down
I hate that fortune cookie shit.
hyzer
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”Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.”
”Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.”
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Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Joe Cabot: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: uh-uh....i dont tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Joe Cabot: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Joe Cabot: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: uh-uh....i dont tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Joe Cabot: Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Mr. Orange/Freddy: He don't believe in it.
Wiploc
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Winner!
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"And a Huckleberry Hoooooooound dog howdy to ya!"
hyzer
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"You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire."
"A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood."
"You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire."
"A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood."
hurtinbuckaroo
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Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Pinto: Look, you don't have to...
Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy: You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date.
Boon: Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Pinto: Hey!
Boon: What'd I say?
SLD
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He said the Sheriff is near!
WAB
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Young Lady: When you got to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
Winner. haha
hurtinbuckaroo
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Thank you.
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