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Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

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I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to be side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.

Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
 
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I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to be side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.

Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.

Keith nailed it perfectly. Winner.
 
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"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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or...


"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
 
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Sid: You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?

Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
 
Occasionally I submit a particular line in this thread.

I think it one of the best lines in any movie.

But I wonder whether anybody recognizes it at all when I submit it.

So I think to provide the line in context:


We'll start with this youtube snippet from Mutiny on the Bounty,
the Marlon Brando / Trevor Howard version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJ8LfJnJvQ


I didn't find exactly the bit I wanted, but that is the lead-in to the scene.


So this next is from an online script. It's un-formatted and has no speech tags,
so I'll make such adjustments as I can manage here. Plus I'll add comment.

We begin near the end of the Youtube above:



=== begin transcript excerpt ===

Captain Bligh (Trevor Howard)

Mr. Christian?



Mr. Christian (Marlon Brando)

You spoke, sir?



Captain Bligh

That's the King's daughter
you're tampering with.
You should know better
than to risk his displeasure.
Kindly satisfy your lust elsewhere.



Mr. Christian

Quite actually, sir, we were simply
discussing the incredible variety
- of Tahitian vegetation. It was...



Captain Bligh

- Acknowledge the order.



Mr. Christian

Lust to be satisfied elsewhere, sir!




Captain Bligh

But not today.
Report onboard, immediately.




Mr. Christian

You bloody fool.
Well, I'm sorry, old girl.







New Scene: Mr. Christian is on deck when the king comes to visit.

Mr. Christian

Good morning.

...

Would you like to come aboard?




King Hitihiti angry

You come here.



Mr. Christian

Yes, of course.



King Hitihiti

You tell Captain Bligh
he not get breadfruit.



Mr. Christian

No breadfruit?



King Hitihiti

Last night you go away from Maimiti.



Mr. Christian

Yes, regretfully. You see, I...



King Hitihiti

Hitihiti say,
daughter not good enough for England,
breadfruit not good enough.



Mr. Christian

Well, that's certainly
a very sound point of view.



King Hitihiti

- You tell Captain Bligh, no breadfruit.



Mr. Christian

- Yes.
May I suggest
that you tell Captain Bligh, yourself?
You see, I don't think
that he would believe me.



King Hitihiti

- I tell, yes.



Mr. Christian

- Thank you.



Mr. Christian

- Mr. Morrison?



Mr. Morrison

- Aye, sir.



Mr. Christian

Would you direct this gentleman
to Captain Bligh, please?



Mr. Morrison

Yes, sir.

Please come with me.






New Scene: Mr. Christian enters Captain Bligh's cabin


Mr. Christian

You sent for me, sir?




Captain Bligh

Sit down.

...

A rather awkward situation has developed.

...

That daughter of Hitihiti's...
It seems he's quite attached to her.




Mr. Christian playing it straight, giving no hint that he knows what this is about

Yes, she's a lovely girl.



Captain Bligh

In a civilized society,
certain lewd intentions toward
the female members of one's family
would be regarded as...
Well, as an insult.
- Follow me?



Mr. Christian

- I think so, sir.



Captain Bligh

But in Tahiti, the insult lies
in the omission of those lewd intentions.
Manners that would offend
a dockside harlot
seem to be the only acceptable behavior
to King Hitihiti.



Mr. Christian still blank and innocent

Well, it takes all sorts
to make a world, sir.



Captain Bligh

What I'm trying to say is that
you have offended his code of etiquette.



Mr. Christian feigning astonishment

Well, I can assure you, sir,
that I have done nothing
that could be construed as offensive.




Captain Bligh

I know. I know. That's just the point.



Mr. Christian

Which point, sir?




Captain Bligh

The success of our mission depends upon
retaining the good will of Hitihiti.



Mr. Christian

Well, there's no doubt of that, sir.




Captain Bligh

Well, then.



Mr. Christian

Well, you have my fullest attention, sir.




Captain Bligh

Don't you understand what I'm saying?



Mr. Christian

I'm trying to understand
exactly what it is you wish me to do, sir.




Captain Bligh

Make love to that damn daughter of his!




Mr. Christian

Is that an order, sir?




Captain Bligh realizing that Christian is pulling his chain, says nothing




Mr. Christian

Might I have it entered in the log?




Captain Bligh

That will be all.



Mr. Christian

You see, it is a rather different thing
than being asked
to fight for one's country.

...

Very well, sir.
I'll try my best, sir.
Thank you, sir.



New scene: Mr. Christian emerges from the captain's cabin.


Mr. Christian

- I'll have the cutter, Mr. Fryer.



Mr. Fryer

- Aye, aye, sir.


Hold the cutter,
Mr. Christian coming aboard.


- Shall I take you off the duty roster, sir?



Mr. Christian

- Yes.
My commission ashore
will detain me quite some time.
 

"Tell Victor that Ramon - the fella he met about a week ago? - tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."
 
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"All bogus and bad information that set off a series of unfortunate events. Dr. Ingstrom, the Swede, is not a hired killer. He's actually the head of cardiology at Stockholm University."
 
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