Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[starwater]

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"All bogus and bad information that set off a series of unfortunate events. Dr. Ingstrom, the Swede, is not a hired killer. He's actually the head of cardiology at Stockholm University."

Call this one the winner!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

OOC

Sell me your women. How much for the little girl?

 

[Bomb#20]

Call this one the winner!

Thanks! Here goes...

 

[hyzer]

"Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

 

[SLD]

Call this one the winner!

Thanks! Here goes...

There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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Hey everybody, we’re gonna get laid!

 

[Elixir]

"We're going to need a bigger boat."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Did I leave the iron on?

 

[ZiprHead]

"I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!"

 

[Patooka]

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

 

[Keith&Co.]

How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Thirty eight... simulated.
How many *combat* drops?
Uh, two. Including this one.
Shit.

 

[Bomb#20]

Tie! First to post, take it away!

Uh, had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

 

[Patooka]

Seeing as Keith hasn't answered:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Is this some kind of bust?

 

[ZiprHead]

"You had me at hello."

 

[SLD]

Seeing as Keith hasn't answered:

Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

Are you a god?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Let's do something naughty. You always think of such good naughty things to do.

I was naughty all day yesterday.

Not with me, you weren't.

You'll just have to learn to show up on time.

 

[jonatha]

Why are you smiling?

Because I know something you don't know.

What's that?

I am not left-handed...

 

[Gospel]

Seeing as Keith hasn't answered:

"We rob banks."

 

[Wiploc]

"Wet Bandits. We're the Wet Bandits."