Famous Movie Lines for The Wrong Movie

[skepticalbip]

" No. I'm Spartacus!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hu-Wah!

 

[Thomas II]

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"HEY! I'm Walkin' Here!"

 

[Patooka]

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.

 

[Thomas II]

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"Leave the gun!...Take the cannoli!..."

 

[ZiprHead]

The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.

 

[Shadowy Man]

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“Say hello to my little friend.”

Or

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”

 

[Thomas II]

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"You're all gonna die. The only question is how you check out. Do you want it on your feet? Or on your fuckin' knees... begging? I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say fuck that thing! Let's fight it!"

 

[SLD]

" No. I'm Spartacus!"

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As Wiploc points out rules are meant to be violated. You may not be Spartacus but you are the winner.

 

[skepticalbip]

" No. I'm Spartacus!"

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As Wiploc points out rules are meant to be violated. You may not be Spartacus but you are the winner.

I apologize for my lapse. Since I violated the rules, I will cede the win to Thomas II.

 

[Thomas II]

Ok...

 

[none]

Ok...

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I never realized till now how ugly I am, because you're so beautiful... I'm not a man! I'm not a beast! I'm about as shapeless as the man in the moon! I'm deaf, you know, but you can speak to me by signs.

 

[Elixir]

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“As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”

 

[Wiploc]

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“I'll have what she's having."

 

[ZiprHead]

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"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

"I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"

 

[Thomas II]

"I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"

WINNER!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks. Give this one a go.

 

[none]

Thanks. Give this one a go.

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That's not a knife.

 

[Thomas II]

Show

This is a knife!

"I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane!"

 

[ZiprHead]

"I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes, on this mothafuckin' plane!"

T2 wins this round.