ideologyhunter
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Pretend Jesus, from the dentist waiting room kiddie Bible: meek, peace-loving, full of compassion, defender of the meek and poor of spirit, one who forgave and forgave and forgave.
Holy Gospel Shit-kickin' Jesus: Hell, and hell, and hell to my enemies, make that hell with lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth. That's hell with a capital E for Eternity, i.e., undredemptive suffering which can never improve or instruct; it can just be inflicted -- because we can do it, that's why. The antithesis of mercy and forgiveness and grace. Hell on doctrinal grounds and for heavy sinnin' and sometimes because my dad likes to blind sinners and purposely keep them from believing. Calvin was right. Suck it, unbelievers.
Holy Gospel Shit-kickin' Jesus: Hell, and hell, and hell to my enemies, make that hell with lots of wailing and gnashing of teeth. That's hell with a capital E for Eternity, i.e., undredemptive suffering which can never improve or instruct; it can just be inflicted -- because we can do it, that's why. The antithesis of mercy and forgiveness and grace. Hell on doctrinal grounds and for heavy sinnin' and sometimes because my dad likes to blind sinners and purposely keep them from believing. Calvin was right. Suck it, unbelievers.