Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill

[ronburgundy]

Susan B. again, on the backside of the $10.

How about her backside on the fontside of the $1, with the slogan "Kiss my ass, you misogynist snowflakes!"

 

[Politesse]

Susan B. again, on the backside of the $10.

How about her backside on the fontside of the $1, with the slogan "Kiss my ass, you misogynist snowflakes!"

If Susan were alive today, she would one hundred percent yell that at rallies. Indeed, when adjusted for century, I believe that is what she meant when she said that "no man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent". God bless her.

 

[Elixir]

Susan B. again, on the backside of the $10.

How about her backside on the fontside of the $1, with the slogan "Kiss my ass, you misogynist snowflakes!"

Numismatic collector's dream!

 

[Keith&Co.]

You get thrown out. They won't stay in the G-string, and the girls slip on the coins.
But if you ever worked the deposits at the bank branch by the strip clubs, you want money you can boil.

Soon this will be the only regular use of paper currency.

Nonsense. The economy will always need untraceable fund transfer media.
As long as drug dealers, sex workers, influence peddlers, pan handlers, politicians, and used gun dealers have a reason to avoid giving receipts for lefally-frowned-upon transactions, or their customers do, there will be a demand for non-electronic cash.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Susan B. again, on the backside of the $10.

How about her backside on the fontside of the $1, with the slogan "Kiss my ass, you misogynist snowflakes!"

Numismatic collector's dream!

Anyone else here collect action figures back when they released a figure "without the benefit of underpants"? Known as "Naughty Angela," IIRC.


The Backside Bills would be popular, but one run will be rumored to have been etched without...
True or false, the search for the Naughty Susan's will spur an uptick in bill collecting AND activity on Where's Georgette .com

 

[DrZoidberg]

I suggest Martha Washington, the fictional character from "Give Me Liberty" and "Martha Washington Goes to War" comics. Then everyone is happy.

She has been on the money. On the $1 1891 to 1957. I wonder about the logic of that. Typically, the higher the status of the person, the lower denomination money they're on. It's fascinating either way

 

[DrZoidberg]

You get thrown out. They won't stay in the G-string, and the girls slip on the coins.
But if you ever worked the deposits at the bank branch by the strip clubs, you want money you can boil.

Soon this will be the only regular use of paper currency.

Nonsense. The economy will always need untraceable fund transfer media.
As long as drug dealers, sex workers, influence peddlers, pan handlers, politicians, and used gun dealers have a reason to avoid giving receipts for lefally-frowned-upon transactions, or their customers do, there will be a demand for non-electronic cash.

Yes, it will be political dynamite to remove it. The people demand to have their sinning needs satiated.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Okay, run this down. TubMAN, bad. TubWOMAN, still contains MAN. TubPERSON, contains SON. Person being at least nominally non-gendered, replace SON with the non-gendered term ONE. You are a PERONE, just as I am a PERONE. Harriet TubPERONE.
(Although he will not be on currency, at least in this century, Charles Manson would present a unique problem, best solved with a hyphenated surname, thus:
Charles PERONE-PERONE.)

I think you don't realize what "tubgirl" is. Look it up on Wikipedia, not Google. Don't be like the IT guy at my former employer who didn't know what Wikipedia was (this was long ago) and used Google despite my warning.

 

[DrZoidberg]

Okay, run this down. TubMAN, bad. TubWOMAN, still contains MAN. TubPERSON, contains SON. Person being at least nominally non-gendered, replace SON with the non-gendered term ONE. You are a PERONE, just as I am a PERONE. Harriet TubPERONE.
(Although he will not be on currency, at least in this century, Charles Manson would present a unique problem, best solved with a hyphenated surname, thus:
Charles PERONE-PERONE.)

I think you don't realize what "tubgirl" is. Look it up on Wikipedia, not Google. Don't be like the IT guy at my former employer who didn't know what Wikipedia was (this was long ago) and used Google despite my warning.

I worked as a programmer in the 90'ies and we'd send links to each other saying "this is something I made, could you please take a look at it" and much hilarity ensued. We coded a lot of the practical jokes. Some went viral. Tubgirl was a repeating prank. I'll be forever traumatized by that image. I have several disturbing images from that time, for ever seared into my brain. Oh, the horror.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Keith&Co.]

Our morning meeting is still dominated by sportball talk.
Maybe we should just put MVP's on the money? The portrait will takd z bit, so some delay.
Each year, the top money-making sports submit a person to be enbilled on the money one year later. Judge money-making by the cost of advertising during a sportball event.

Like, NFL grts someone on the $20, NBA on the $10, etc.
College sports on the coinage....

 

[DrZoidberg]

Our morning meeting is still dominated by sportball talk.
Maybe we should just put MVP's on the money? The portrait will takd z bit, so some delay.
Each year, the top money-making sports submit a person to be enbilled on the money one year later. Judge money-making by the cost of advertising during a sportball event.

Like, NFL grts someone on the $20, NBA on the $10, etc.
College sports on the coinage....

Or just put the richest people we have on our money. Just to make a point about how little money you have