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I Didn't Rape Her, I Slipped

 
 
 
Tom Sawyer said:
JonA said:
How was the case from the prosecution's side?
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If I were the prosecutor, I'd say "The defendant claims that he slipped and accidentally put his penis in her vagina". Then I'd rest my case and sit down.

There really shouldn't be anything more needed for a conviction.
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Well, my mom never needed anything more.

If I tried to say that I didn't mean to eat the ice cream, there was an earthquake and it just fell out of the freezer into my mouth, that defense alone would be worth a conviction.

If one of her students said they didn't cheat on the test, the cheerleader dropped her mascara and marked the answer sheet, including misspelling the same word the kid beside them misspelled, she'd punish them just for such a fairy tale.

If someone with less than a thousand dollars to spend on his defense admitted that his dick was in a vagina, did not contest the claim that it was in there without her consent, and claimed that magic fairies gravity accidentally put his dick in there... She'd convict.

The only thing that seems different here would be the money available to spend on a defense. That, or none of the jurors ever spent time in the company of small children lacking the guile to lie convincingly.
 
Keith&Co. said:
Tom Sawyer said:
If I were the prosecutor, I'd say "The defendant claims that he slipped and accidentally put his penis in her vagina". Then I'd rest my case and sit down.

There really shouldn't be anything more needed for a conviction.
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Well, my mom never needed anything more.

If I tried to say that I didn't mean to eat the ice cream, there was an earthquake and it just fell out of the freezer into my mouth, that defense alone would be worth a conviction.
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Extra chores for the ice cream and a spanking for being a smartass.

Also, my sister would probably make fun of me for a month and a half. "Oops... sorry, I fell over and my mouth landed on your cupcake. Mmm... yummy!"
 
Tom Sawyer said:
Da fuck?

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/12/16/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape




Abdulaziz claimed he came out of the bedroom to offer the girl a T-shirt to sleep in or pay for a cab ride home. But when she pulled him towards her, he fell. He said that’s when his erect penis must have accidentally penetrated her.
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I have absolutely no response to that. :confused:
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Happens all the time, like here at the viagra research facility

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gmbteach said:
Tom Sawyer said:
Because it's about a girl who got raped and was denied justice.
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Yes, that is an excellent reason as to why it's sad. Though I also think it's an outrage..
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I know. I mean, think about how her friend must feel. She spent all night having sex with him and he still felt the need to immediately go and bang someone else. It must really undercut her self-image and her sense of herself as a woman and it is not cool that he treated her that way.
 
Tom Sawyer said:
Da fuck?

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/12/16/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape




Abdulaziz claimed he came out of the bedroom to offer the girl a T-shirt to sleep in or pay for a cab ride home. But when she pulled him towards her, he fell. He said that’s when his erect penis must have accidentally penetrated her.
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I have absolutely no response to that. :confused:
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Seems perfectly plausible to me!

In fact the other day, I accidently entered a female, public restroom, and whilst attempting to urinate, did not see the lady in front of me sitting on the toilet, so didn't realise putting my penis into her mouth. Easily done.
 
Bar-Jesus said:
Seems perfectly plausible to me!

In fact the other day, I accidently entered a female, public restroom, and whilst attempting to urinate, did not see the lady in front of me sitting on the toilet, so didn't realise putting my penis into her mouth. Easily done.
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A likely story, just admit it was the men's restroom.
 
Latest accidental finding.

Last night, by accident, saw a rerun of an old episode of the Big Bang Theory on CTV (I think). In this episode much was made of just such excuse for "accidental" coitus, ending with the blonde waitress saying to ex boyfriend Howard who offered to escort her to somewhere: "No thanks. You might slip on a banana peel and make me pregnant."

I wondered who was copying whose ideas, the show from the defence or vice versa.

Anyone any ideas?
 
There as an old Bruce Willis movie that did it first, I think.

It's kind of a funny line because of how stupid it is. It gets less funny when a rapist actually gets set free after using it, though.
 
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