i went topless for the pizza delivery guy last night

[Elixir]

I was traveling alone from Amsterdam to San Francisco at the tender age of 16. Things got screwed up on the second leg and I had to lay over in New York. Two flight attendants asked if I wanted to share their hotel room - which of course I did. (Back then they hired almost exclusively for looks.)
I barely got any sleep...

... but nothing happened. Probably for the best, as no doubt I'd have been scarred for life.

I did get initiated into the mile high club some years later, by another flight attendant...

 

[Thomas II]

One time, at Band Camp, we weren't supposed to have a pillow fight, but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun...

 

[Playball40]

 

[Toni]

I used to deliver lost luggage for the airlines. I had a japanese guy answer the door to his motel room in just his tighty whities.

To be fair, the airline lost his luggage.

And I didn’t really see how that read until after two rep comments and a good night’s sleep. Now I can’t un-see it. Not suggesting anything along the lines of compensation for lost luggage.

 

[paladin.oa]

On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.

Looks like Keith&Co.s account has been hacked!

 

[Keith&Co.]

On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.

Looks like Keith&Co.s account has been hacked!

Well, igot at least a couple of cheap laughs out of th at post....

 

[bigfield]

Wildest thing that happened to me was four Warriors (a football team from New Zealand) were banging on my door at about 3 am looking for their mate! They were celebrating a win over the Cowboys. They were nice guys, and believed me when I said I didn’t have their mate.

He tried calling out to them for help, but you had him gagged.

 

[dendrast]

I once found myself alone in a hotel room in Winnipeg and I was feeling kind of lonely so I got out the Gideon's bible and masturbated to the Song of Solomon.

 

[Atheos]

Try Ruth next time. Just remember, "feet" is a KJV euphemism for genitals.

 

[Elixir]

Try Ruth next time.

I knew a Ruth once...

 

[jonatha]

Try Ruth next time.

I knew a Ruth once...

She have big ... feet?