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I go on lots of business trips myself, and I'm definitely a wild and crazy guy. Just last week in Raleigh I was in the hotel room all by myself watching Battlebots on Science Channel. A couple of nights I stayed up clean past 9:30.
 
I go on lots of business trips myself, and I'm definitely a wild and crazy guy. Just last week in Raleigh I was in the hotel room all by myself watching Battlebots on Science Channel. A couple of nights I stayed up clean past 9:30.

9:30 ?

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I used to deliver lost luggage for the airlines. I had a japanese guy answer the door to his motel room in just his tighty whities.
 
I used to deliver lost luggage for the airlines. I had a japanese guy answer the door to his motel room in just his tighty whities.

ok maybe I am the only one that wants to know, did it go any further? and would you have let it go further?
 
On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.

Not even if you’d paid thousands for a boob job?
I don't think they'd let me do FBM seminars if i had a boob job... although, you are right, if ispent that kind of money, i would want comments.
 
I once had a long hot bath while reading Slaughterhouse 5 and eating an apple.

I left the towels on the floor and everything.
 
On a business trip, i am representing a business: my military-contractor employers, to the military. I would never violate that sacred trust for cheap laughs.

:hysterical:

What if you had a brand new T-Rex costume to show off?

They wouldn't let me wesr it thru security.... because tge other security office wouldn't let me take my security pic wearing it.
They said, "But then you'd have to wear the suit any time you entered a secure area."
Well, duh. Did you have a point to make, here?
 
Developed wells during a lightning storm, though technically that should just say well, as in singular.
 
Wildest thing that happened to me was four Warriors (a football team from New Zealand) were banging on my door at about 3 am looking for their mate! They were celebrating a win over the Cowboys. They were nice guys, and believed me when I said I didn’t have their mate.
 
I used to deliver lost luggage for the airlines. I had a japanese guy answer the door to his motel room in just his tighty whities.

ok maybe I am the only one that wants to know, did it go any further? and would you have let it go further?

Nope, I woke him up to take the bag. Probably trying to recover from jet lag.

It was an interesting job. I got to meet people from all over the world.
 
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