• Welcome to the Internet Infidels Discussion Board.

Idiots throw custard at Crown Jewels; Demand rights they have had since 1341

bilby

Fair dinkum thinkum
Joined
Mar 6, 2007
Messages
40,684
Location
The Sunshine State: The one with Crocs, not Gators
Gender
He/Him
Basic Beliefs
Strong Atheist
A bunch of fools calling themselves "Take Back Power" have thrown an apple crumble and some custard at the display case in the Tower of London that houses the Crown Jewels.

This was (obviously) a publicity stunt; The Jewels are kept behind bullet-proof glass, so the damage can be fixed in ten minutes with a bucket of water and a damp cloth.

So, what were these activists trying to achieve? According to ABC News Australia, their website demands: "that the UK government establish a permanent citizen's assembly … which has the power to tax extreme wealth and fix Britain".

Who is going to volunteer to tell these clowns that such an assembly has existed since 1341*, and is quite well known in the UK; It is called "The House of Commons", and if they are British Citizens over the age of 18 on the next election day (which will be on or before the 15th of August 2029), they can vote for a representative, or even run as a candidate, for this body which has exactly the powers they are demanding?

Indeed, they can vote, or stand for election without any custard having to be involved at all.

Seriously, there are plenty of things young people in England could and perhaps should be demanding; But to demand a right that was granted 684 years ago, and is still in place, seems a touch pointless.








* The year 1341, not "just after twenty to two this afternoon".
 
Slow news day in the UK, I guess. A pissy, uninformed person threw a food product at an unbreakable object.

I guess next we'll hear about how one of King Charles' corgis pooped on the rug.
 
Slow news day in the UK, I guess. A pissy, uninformed person threw a food product at an unbreakable object.

I guess next we'll hear about how one of King Charles' corgis pooped on the rug.
I'd bet that corgi would not be taken out and shot.
 
Back
Top Bottom