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Checkmate, atheists!

I saw an actual theist use this in an actual apologetics debate.

Caption: "IF THERE IS OXYGEN ON EARTH YET NO OXYGEN IN SPACE HOW DOES OUR SUN GENERATE ITS FIRE WITH OUT OXYGEN???"

Argument from poster: "Later u atheist gonna say there aint no God"

You realize that it isn't burning and it has never been "on fire," right?
 
Noooo.... But i will admit, i'll be at the top of the list of suspects if it ever happens here.

Hell, i'll probably be the first three names on the list of suspects...

Lol. Just imagine the world with another person out there who thinks like you do? :eek: :p
Huh.
That's exactly what my kids' grandparents keep saying to me...
 
A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

It looked good.

It smelled good.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull he wins."

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