Good thing that I don't have a straight romance forced on me every time I go to see an action movie nowadays, then. Great that I don't see sexed up women on cars in ads, or people kissing their straight girlfriends on the bus or in the street. Sure is nice not having to see people with large asses wearing yoga pants and hearing 'hey guuuuurl' at least 3 times a day. And it's great hearing all the objection you have for when all that grandstanding that goes on on valentines day commercials gets aired out.
Seriously, though, straight people seem fucking BLIND to all the god damn grandstanding straight people do about how straight they are every goddamn day. There are holidays, and celebrations, whole fucking industries devoted to proclaiming 'I am straight, in a relationship, and having a bunch of sex, or at least I want to be!'. Get a god damn clue.
Hell, even INSIDE THE GOD DAMN GAY BARS I get blasted with music videos of straight people grandstanding straightness.
But the thing is I don't mind, and I certainly won't stop them from doing it even if it makes me feel a bit icky, because they do not harm me. Now have some delicious gay pride:
As long as I am not actually physically ramming a thing down your throat you have absolutely zero justification for acting or saying I am. It is an insult against all the gay people who are literally mouth-raped by straight people trying to 'teach them a lesson'.