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- Don't be a dick.
Well, that gave me a jolt.
I'm stunned about that.
Ew.A guy is watching TV. His wife comes up behind him and smacks the back of his head. He yells, "Ow!! What the hell was that for?"
She says, "I'm doing the laundry, I find a note in your pocket with the name Wanda on it. That's what it was for!!"
He says, "Dear, I was at the race track last week and I bet on a horse called Wanda. Okay? Think before you act, babe."
A week later he's watching TV and she smacks him on the head. He says, "Ow!! What the hell was that for?"
She says, "Your horse called. She's pregnant."
Reminds me of our neighborhood at our previous home. Our front porch tended to be a gathering place for the people on our block to come over and shoot the shit.Two friends who haven't seen each other in years happen to meet in a parking lot.
Ben says, "Well, Bob, I heard you divorced Donna. What happened there?"
Bob says, "Let's just say she was super loud in bed."
Ben says, "And for that, you ended the marriage?"
Bob says, "Yep. I could hear her, two houses over."