(My bad if I already posted this.)
A man answers his doorbell and finds a tomboyish young woman in overalls at his door. She says, "Mister, I'm looking for work, and I can do almost any kind of handyman job."
The man says, "I was gonna paint my porch this weekend, and I guess I'd pay someone to do that for me." He takes a good look at her and says, "How does fifty bucks sound?"
She says, "Swell."
The man says, "The paint and brushes and all are in the garage." When he closes the door his wife says, "Doesn't that girl know that the porch goes on three sides of the house?"
He says, "Maybe not, she seems kind of dumb. We'll stay away from the windows, avoid all eye contact, and maybe she'll get it done."
An hour and a half later there's a knock at the back door. It's the young woman. She says, "I'm all done, and I put all the stuff away."
The man says, "You're done so soon?"
She says, "Yep. And there was enough paint for a double coat. One more thing. That aint a porch you got. It's a BMW."
