Star Wars
The movie starts with some sort of ceremony, where medals are given to people. Maybe some sort of sporting event like the olympics? Or a literary or science prize. We have no idea. Then these sportsmen/authors/scientists go fly out to space to celebrate, until a huge space station materializes out of nowhere. They have to take some swift evasive action near its surface to avoid collisions. One of the medalists and his hairy buddy says, "fuck this shit" and flies away almost immediately. The shorter fellow is apparently distracted by some hallucinations and he takes longer. But in the end, most of the fliers are able to get away safely.
Then they go back to the planet and wonder what the heck happened. A small robot shows blueprints of the mystery globe on a computer, so obviously they know something about it. The coward who flew away during the crisis comes back as if nothing happened. He flies the little guy, the princess, and two robots out of the jungle planet in his clunky space ship. The little guy is sad, maybe because he has to leave his jungle friends behind. They head for the giant space orb to find an old guy, who is the same person from the hallucinations from earlier, fight with a Darth Vader. After bumbling about in a garbage compactor disguised as robots, they all reunite and get back in their ship. Except for the princess who stays behind because she needs a vaccination against space covid.
Our olympic medalist heroes and the old dude seem confused, because they think there ought to be a planet where they are but there are just some asteroids. They shrug and head to a desert planet, where they end up fighting in a bar and split up again. The owner of the ship goes his own way, the old guy, the young dude, and the two robots continue their journey. The old guy retires in his cave eventually, the young man is reunited with his foster parents, and presumably lives happily ever after, and the droids find a space capsule in the desert which they use to fly to the orbit where the princess and Darth Vader are waiting for them. The end.
We never find out what the medals were for, except that it's probably not basketball. Maybe in a prequel.