Noah’s Ark Found!!

[ideologyhunter]

So, if I'm getting this, someone thinks that two of us, or who knows, fourteen of us, traveled to ancient Palestine to get on a boat?
Yeah, nah. I think I can speak for the Australian Koala Community and say that none of us ever did such a deed.
What, jump in the ocean, swim to Indonesia, island hop to the Malay Peninsula, ramble through jungles to the Indian flatlands, struggle through the mountains, take the Khyber Pass over to the dusty rocks of the Mideast...eating what, exactly? Stopping at eucalyptus cafes? Does that sound to you like koalas??
No damn koala ever did such. We sleep 20 hours a day, awright? Not to mention that some fuckwit would've had to come to our tree houses and tell us the deal in the first place.
So, yeah nah. Tell your story but leave us out of it. It's too lame-o for words, and I'm getting sleepy even talking about it. Just say that the koalas self-inflated on eucalyptus farts and floated above our homeland. Makes just as much sense. I'm done. Not here to fuck spiders.
Matilda
AKC secretary

 

[WAB]

Everyone knows that koalas are actually muppets. Frank Oz? Frank OZ!? Oh, come on!

 

[hyzer]

Excellent article at Archaeology Review

Noah’s Ark is the Herpes of Pseudoarchaeology​

"Noah’s Ark has possibly been “discovered” more times than any other artifact or feature mentioned in the Bible. Just when you think news of Ark discovery is in a dormant state, it emerges like a rash to be scratched until it fades away. And, like herpes, no amount of inoculation of fact or reason will make it go away for good."

It then goes on to list 18 different times it has been "found". Followed by excellent paragraphs summarizing why it is impossible. And a thorough review of what they are doing now and why it is a scam.