Obama hired witch doctors to read Trump's mind!!!!!

[Underseer]

http://bizstandardnews.com/2017/03/22/jones-obama-hired-kenyan-witch-doctors-to-read-trumps-mind/

Alex Jones is one of Trump's main sources of information, so you know it's true!

If any news outlet tries to tell you that the witch doctor sorry is false, you know that news outlet is Fake News, because real news sources only report the truth!

 

[Angry Floof]

If any news outlet tries to tell you that the witch doctor sorry is false, you know that news outlet is Fake News, because real news sources only report the truth!

I call that argument from beavis and butthead. "We like stuff that's cool. We don't like stuff that sucks."

 

[bilby]

If any news outlet tries to tell you that the witch doctor sorry is false, you know that news outlet is Fake News, because real news sources only report the truth!

I call that argument from beavis and butthead. "We like stuff that's cool. We don't like stuff that sucks."

Argumentum ad Beavii et Butt-headum.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Well, the good news is that those witch doctors now work for Trump, so he can use them to find out who's leaking classified information.

 

[ZiprHead]

Obama didn't have to hire anyone.

 

[braces_for_impact]

I'm sure the prayer shield helped with all this.

 

[Underseer]

Swype turned story into sorry. Sorry.

Anyway, it does me that Alex Jones is taken seriously, much less that the president prefers it as an information source over the information sources available to him as president.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Witch doctors?

Do they cure people of witchdom?

 

[Underseer]

Witch doctors?

Do they cure people of witchdom?

No, they have magical powers, including healing. I had no idea that reading minds was one of their superpowers, but Alex Jones would not lie. He's not part of the Fake Media, and therefore can be trusted. Heck, Trump himself gets most of his information from Alex Jones, so you know the information is good!