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Under The Rainbow - back in the days when casting a midget was a 'Special Effect,' the Munchkins hired for Wizard of Oz complicate counter-espionage efforts against Nazis.
 
A Boy and His Dog (PG)

Starving boy spares dog, eats girl.
 
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins A secret government agency is created to give extra support for the Constitution because it doesn't really work. They do not try to fix it... they frame an innocent cop, fake his execution, hire a North Korean assassin to train him up as The Destroyer, and send him out to just straight-up murder bad guys who are beyond the reach of conventional law enforcement.
Based on a book series with 153 novels, they clearly thought there would be a sequel. Maybe a TV series... something.... It's good to have dreams, i guess.
 
Wizard of Oz - Kansas orphan dreams about killing witches in a magical world in the midst of a natural disaster.
 
New Jack City: Drug tycoon hires crack head to code pascal and gets his ass kicked over a pile of trash.
 
The Secret Of My Success
Small town boy goes to the big city in search of success. Succeeds, despite Richard Jordan.

The Hudson Proxy
Small town boy goes to the big city in search of success. Succeeds, despite Paul Newman.

Working Girl
Small town boygirl goes to the big city in search of success. Succeeds, despite Sigourney Weaver.

The Abyss
Small town boygirl goes to the bottomless trench in search of success aliens. Succeeds, despite Michael Biehn.
 
Congo
Big city girl goes to the jungle in search of ex husband threatened by strangely aggressive mystery apes. Fails. Mostly due to the mystery apes' aggression. Baby gorilla who speaks ASL adds a touch of whimsy to the safari.
 
E.T.: Children from California suburbs develop a better relationship with a monster in a tool shed than with their parents.
 
Forrest Gump A nitwit suffering from a severe case of white privilege succeeds in everything he attempts to do except getting laid.
 
Top Gun: A douche who calls himself Maverick is unleashed on a Navy Strike Fighter school for elites by his father's dick riders. After doing everything a naval aviator should not do (which costs another soldier his life), this dipshit gets pussy instead of court-martialed and imprisoned.
 
Lawrence of Arabia - British Lieutenant disobeys orders and rides a camel then wrecks a motorcycle, killing himself.
 
The Goonies: A pack of impoverished kids plagued with escapism (thanks to Astoria, Oregon) discover a so called treasure map. After Imaginations run wild they take off for a hole in the ground to avoid foreclosure. They are later found by police at a nearby beach with a dysfunctional family of hermits claiming the grotesque one dressed like a child helped them escape with gems to save their home.
 
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