Pastor Puts Horse In A Wedding Dress To Protest Gay Marriage

[Potoooooooo]

Notice the misspelling
"This might be possible if the band on same sex marriage is lifted."

 

[Keith&Co.]

The band on same sex marriage?
We're getting the band back together!

Eh, the slippery slope of perversion still can't get past the fact that horses can't enter contracts....

 

[Potoooooooo]

The band on same sex marriage?
We're getting the band back together!

Eh, the slippery slope of perversion still can't get past the fact that horses can't enter contracts....

and it is also eating the wedding bouquet

 

[Valjean]

And not that long ago interracial marriage was considered unnatural and immoral. I wonder if he supports a 'band' on miscegenation, as well?

 

[Perspicuo]

The archaeologically earliest mocking of Christianity was the Alexamenos graffito, where the Christ is depicted as a horse.



The irony...

 

[Rhea]

We're getting the band back together!

 

[Potoooooooo]

The archaeologically earliest mocking of Christianity was the Alexamenos graffito, where the Christ is depicted as a horse.

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The irony...

Why a horse?

 

[Keith&Co.]

and it is also eating the wedding bouquet

Something borrowed,
Something blew,
Something flowery
Chewed all the way through.

 

[RavenSky]

and it is also eating the wedding bouquet

that was the first thing I noticed and cracked up laughing

 

[fta]

A horse is a horse, of course

The archaeologically earliest mocking of Christianity was the Alexamenos graffito, where the Christ is depicted as a horse.

The irony...

Why a horse?

Wikipedia says it's actually a donkey. I guess the graffiti artist thought Jesus was really an ass.

 

[Perspicuo]

The archaeologically earliest mocking of Christianity was the Alexamenos graffito, where the Christ is depicted as a horse.

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The irony...

Why a horse?

It's probably an ass.

 

[Underseer]

Does the preacher have an explanation for why gay marriage would lead to bestiality when interracial marriage didn't?

Or is it possible that this prediction is just as much horseshit as the earlier arguments against interracial marriage?

Anyway, the fact that so many Christians don't see a difference between gay marriage and bestiality is an argument against Christianity, not against gay marriage.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Right. When women got the vote in 1920, it also led to ferrets and housecats voting -- and God knows it took years to repeal all those laws about unispecies bathrooms.

 

[Perspicuo]

That's like thinking the cult of symbolically eating and drinking the body and blood of Christ would lead to people thinking that eating human flesh and blood is ok and then everybody's like human is the new bacon.

 

[Atheos]

Okay, point made. The man's an idiot. Enough about it already. Stop beating this dead horse.






<heh heh heh...>

 

[Valjean]

Quit nagging, Atheos.

<heh heh heh...>

 

[Bomb#20]

Notice the misspelling
"This might be possible if the band on same sex marriage is lifted."

He named his horse Charlotte? Geez! What do people think is going to happen if we start giving horses human names? Everybody knows you're supposed to give them names like Black Beauty or Flicka or Trigger!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Does the preacher have an explanation for why gay marriage would lead to bestiality when interracial marriage didn't?

Or is it possible that this prediction is just as much horseshit as the earlier arguments against interracial marriage?

This is probably the most telling part. The simple fact that there is resistance to gay marriage shows that the slippery slope argument sux.

 

[credoconsolans]

Why are the anti-gay marriage homophobes always interested in bestiality?

 

[Eldarion Lathria]

The horse is a stallion. Goofus wants to marry a male horse.

Eldarion Lathria