The Five Stages Of Trump Voter Grief
1. Denial - Trump cannot have lost! Wait for a few more lost votes to be found and counted. We can win!
2. Anger - The Democrats stole this election!
3. Bargaining - The Democrats can't treat us like we treated them. We demand bipartisanship!
4. Depression - Awwwww, Fuck it! I need more whiskey.
5. Acceptance.- Well Biden is President, dammit! But we can hope for better luck in 2024. Maybe Ted Cruz will run.