It doesn't matter how you try to couch an unsupported claim.
Without evidence to support it I have no reason to believe in beasts such as cats that are both alive and dead.
I don't think you understand the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment:
1) The cat in the experiment is placed in a 'box' (an unobservable location),
2) The 'box' also contains a mechanism that will, with 100% certainty, kill the cat if a certain quantum event (eg the decay of a radioactive particle), which has a 50% chance of happening, occurs.
3) We know from Quantum theory that it is only possible to correctly predict the future state of a quantum system in which such an event may have occurred, by considering the event (in this case, the radioactive decay) to exist in a superimposed state of both having occurred and having not occurred, until such time as an observation 'collapses the wave function', to produce only one of the two possible outcomes.
1, 2 and 3 are not in dispute; 1 and 2 are premises of the experiment, and 3 is amongst the best supported facts in all of science today.
4) Given 3 and 2, we can say with confidence that the only way to correctly model the future state of the system before it is observed, is to consider it as existing in superimposed states of both possible outcomes having occurred; and that this superposition of states must apply not only to the microscopic event (the radioactive decay), but also to the macroscopic event (the life or death of the cat).
This thought experiment was specifically designed to highlight the fact that the observed reality at the quantum level is both transferable to the macroscopic level, and completely at odds with our understanding of reality. In other words, it is exactly as reasonable to think of a cat that is both dead and alive, as it is to think of a radioactive material that has both decayed and not decayed, or an electron that is both over here and over there at the same time - and it is demonstrable that these are irretrievably connected states of affairs.
If it is possible for electrons to be in two places at once,
then it is also possible for cats to be both alive and dead simultaneously (and the life or death of the cat in this thought experiment is merely a place-holder - for
all probabilistic events at
all scales - and has nothing to do with life
per se, so it is not a biological question).
Now, one can (and clearly you do) try to resolve this by simply declaring that at all scales, probabilistic events are immediately resolved - the radioactive decay either happens OR it does not; the electron passes through slit A OR slit B; the cat is alive OR dead.
But we know from experiment, and from Quantum theory, that this is not true. We know (with as great a degree of certainty as we have ever known anything), that the radioactive decay
BOTH happens
AND it does not; and that the electron passes through
BOTH slit A
AND slit B, unless and until an observation is made to determine which of these actually occurred. The only logical conclusions we can therefore reach, are that either the cat is
BOTH alive
AND dead, or that Quantum theory is completely wrong.
It seems unreasonable to throw out the single best supported scientific theory in history, simply because we don't like the un-testable and unobservable consequences that this theory has for reality.