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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.
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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.
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DrZoidberg
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"Those are some really big hooters"
If you are applying for a job at an owl farm
If you are applying for a job at an owl farm
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"Sorry, it's just weird doing this without a camera set up."
"Can I ask how you came to pick me?"
"I just want to be sure I get your name right for the thank-you card."
"Can I ask how you came to pick me?"
"I just want to be sure I get your name right for the thank-you card."
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I have demonstrated ability in this area, as my references can confirm.
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It's a specialty of mine. I'm sure you'll find it very valuable.
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Are we done here?
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"Will you PLEASE stop checking your phone!?!?"
Thomas II
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You came on top!
Atheos
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"I'm really exited about this and can start immediately."
"I think I'm a perfect fit to fill this for you."
"I think I'm a perfect fit to fill this for you."
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I didn't think you were allowed to ask if I was gay?
Koyaanisqatsi
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Are there any other slots you need me to fill?
hurtinbuckaroo
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This position is perfect for me.
My lack of experience will allow you to teach me how you want things done.
This is my dream job.
I can work alone, but I do best as part of a group.
My lack of experience will allow you to teach me how you want things done.
This is my dream job.
I can work alone, but I do best as part of a group.
Koyaanisqatsi
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I'm a people person.
steve_bank
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This place fits me like a glove.
It feels like a good fit.
Please, please, oh please.... I'm desperate I really need it.
It feels like a good fit.
Please, please, oh please.... I'm desperate I really need it.
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ideologyhunter
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If I might ask, does this pay well?
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Yes, I believe that my degree in philosophy is relevant to this appointment. Let me explain...
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I'm Batman!
...because 9 times out of ten, in both settings, you get identical responses. Like, you're asked to leave.
Or, 'how did you get in here?'
Or 'Is that MY cape?'
...because 9 times out of ten, in both settings, you get identical responses. Like, you're asked to leave.
Or, 'how did you get in here?'
Or 'Is that MY cape?'