Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.

[ZiprHead]

I enjoy working up a good sweat in warm, moist environments.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I'm really excited about the benefits of this position.




I thought there would be donuts?

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm really excited about the benefits of this position.




I thought there would be donuts?

There is all the pie you can eat.

 

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Does the job come with dental?

 

[Keith&Co.]

The urinalysis is strictly a formality...

 

[ruby sparks]

'Would you like to see the size of my cock?'

 

[Keith&Co.]

'Would you like to see the size of my cock?'

I must assume applying for a job in animal husbandry, fowl-specific?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Or a porn shoot at a Super 8 in Youngstown.

 

[ruby sparks]

'Would you like to see the size of my cock?'

I must assume applying for a job in animal husbandry, fowl-specific?

Yes. Or, as ideologyhunter noted, a job in the porn industry. Or any job in fact, if the interviewer is (or interviewers are) hot.

Understand that I'm not saying that I'm 100% confident it'll always or necessarily be guaranteed to enhance my chances of getting the job, especially if it's not one of those first two. The PC brigade have ruined certain things of late.

But sometimes, you just have to play to your strengths. If the interview is going badly, for instance, I may have nothing much to lose by taking the risk of revealing what I like to call my ace in the hole.

 

[Thomas II]

'Would you like to see the size of my cock?'

I must assume applying for a job in animal husbandry, fowl-specific?

Or a manwhore?

 

[AirPoh]

Thank you for having me come in.

I'm a self starter.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"...and I'd like to introduce Clyde, my Emotional Support Python."

 

[OLDMAN]

Will I get holidays off....

 

[Keith&Co.]

Actually, I've already received some pointers from the last guy had this position.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I'd like to thank your mother for giving me such a positive reference.

There seems to be a lot of people going through the main entrance. Is it OK for me to use the back door?

I am fielding a number of offers at the moment, but would be very interested in coming back for a follow up appointment.

 

[Keith&Co.]

My mom always hoped i'd end up someplace like this. In fact, she was the one that first got me interested in doing this.

But i was basically Dad's apprentice for several years.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"I guess certain standards have been...relaxed, say, what with the pandemic?"

 

[Politesse]

"I'm eager to put some of my theories into practice."

 

[Keith&Co.]

"I've even done sone of this overseas!"

"Learned it from wstching my dad, holding the flashlight."

 

[Tigers!]

Am I expected to travel?