Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.

[SLD]

How much will you pay me for this?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Am I in yet?

Yes, missionary.

I’m more comfortable with it being oral.

 

[Politesse]

I'm glad you invited me back for a second round!

 

[Jarhyn]

There are a number of tricks I know to keep the juices flowing; it's all a matter of willpower and self-discipline.

 

[skepticalbip]

Thank you for the opportunity but this isn't what I expected so I'll have to pass on the offer.

 

[Gospel]

I plan to ride this until the wheels fall off.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Yes, i'd be willing to relocate. If you paid me to....

 

[Thomas II]

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...Aren't you?"

 

[southernhybrid]

I'm very interested in this position, but there is no point in going any further, until you explain all of the benefits you're offering me.

 

[Politesse]

I believe my portfolio speaks for itself.

Please convey my thanks to your assistant, the introductory tour was most illuminating.

 

[Hermit]

You'll be happy with everything I do.

 

[bilby]

So, what is your biggest weakness?

 

[Keith&Co.]

"What we're really looking for is someone who works well with a team."

 

[Politesse]

I would prefer that you not contact my current employer about this.

 

[ZiprHead]

"I'm not interested in a lower level position."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

I’m an expert in hardware/software integration.

 

[Thomas II]

You suck!

 

[ZiprHead]

Your details look good but your performance is lacking.

 

[Worldtraveller]

Of course I'm good at multi tasking.

 

[Gospel]

I have no issue coming in on time every day.
I can type over 170 wpm, needless to say, I'm quick on the button.