The Flat Earth Imbecile

[Learner]

I think they're both wrong at least to how the earth is; as according to this map.

 

[Peez]

I love the "clouds" label, in case you could not tell what the fluffy white things are supposed to be.

Peez

 

[Elixir]

Curious, is the sun flat too?

Such an astute question deserves an answer.
The answer is, for all practical purposes, yes. The side that faces the flatmosphere is flat. If it were possible to get to the other side of the sun (it's not possible, don't even think about it) you'd see that it looks like this:

 

[Keith&Co.]

Curious, is the sun flat too?

Such an astute question deserves an answer.
The answer is, for all practical purposes, yes. The side that faces the flatmosphere is flat. If it were possible to get to the other side of the sun (it's not possible, don't even think about it) you'd see that it looks like this:

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Seriously, in many flat-earth models, the sun is a directed light. It hovers over parts of the world at a time, appearing to shine on part of a globe, but it's really a spotlight, hovering over the disk in a complicated orbit that may be interpreted as rotating around a tilted globe.

They never explain how sunrise works with the Sun at a constant altitude over a flat earth. Like creationists, they can only discuss part of the problem at a time, never a holistic solution.

 

[Elixir]

...It hovers over parts of the world at a time, appearing to shine on part of a globe surface, but it's really a spotlight, hovering over the disk ...

FIFY
We don't use the g-word when spreading de troof!

 

[Keith&Co.]

...It hovers over parts of the world at a time, appearing to shine on part of a globe surface, but it's really a spotlight, hovering over the disk ...

FIFY
We don't use the g-word when spreading de troof!

I said APPEARS to shine on a globe, thus explaining why the idjuts fall for it and think they're making observations...

 

[Malintent]

One would think that the flat-earthers would be especially concerned with global warming.. If the Antarctic ice melts, we won't have a rise in water level. we will LOSE ALL OF OUR OCEAN'S WATER TO SPACE, as it cascades off the edge of the disk without the ice-dam there preventing its loss.

 

[Malintent]

Curious, is the sun flat too?

Such an astute question deserves an answer.
The answer is, for all practical purposes, yes. The side that faces the flatmosphere is flat. If it were possible to get to the other side of the sun (it's not possible, don't even think about it) you'd see that it looks like this:

View attachment 14499

Seriously, in many flat-earth models, the sun is a directed light. It hovers over parts of the world at a time, appearing to shine on part of a globe, but it's really a spotlight, hovering over the disk in a complicated orbit that may be interpreted as rotating around a tilted globe.

They never explain how sunrise works with the Sun at a constant altitude over a flat earth. Like creationists, they can only discuss part of the problem at a time, never a holistic solution.

I was watching the NASA channel on Sunday and they were responding to write-in questions. Someone asked why there are no "Flat-Marsers" out there. The response was that flat-earthers accept the observation that Mars is spherical. they only reject the observation that Earth is spherical.

so, Perhaps they just care about Earth being something they want it to be and don't care about the shape of the sun and everything else.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

So when a person flies around the world...

 

[Sarpedon]

They are actually veering in one direction. Why we don't notice and correct that is a mystery. Perhaps the illuminati adjusts the flaps and computer of every airplane before it takes off. And before computers, they must have installed a tiny magnet on an ingeniously synchronized gyro next to the compass.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

They are actually veering in one direction. Why we don't notice and correct that is a mystery. Perhaps the illuminati adjusts the flaps and computer of every airplane before it takes off. And before computers, they must have installed a tiny magnet on an ingeniously synchronized gyro next to the compass.

"Flat Earth" does not do them justice. They should refer to themselves as the Flat Brain Society because maybe if we looked inside their skulls their brains really are flat.

 

[Peez]

One would think that the flat-earthers would be especially concerned with global warming.. If the Antarctic ice melts, we won't have a rise in water level. we will LOSE ALL OF OUR OCEAN'S WATER TO SPACE, as it cascades off the edge of the disk without the ice-dam there preventing its loss.

On the other hand, if you think that the Earth is flat then denying global warming is kids stuff.

Peez

 

[Peez]

They are actually veering in one direction. Why we don't notice and correct that is a mystery.

They don't notice for the same reason that they don't notice that they are constantly turning down to go around a spherical Earth.



Peez

 

[Peez]

They are actually veering in one direction. Why we don't notice and correct that is a mystery. Perhaps the illuminati adjusts the flaps and computer of every airplane before it takes off. And before computers, they must have installed a tiny magnet on an ingeniously synchronized gyro next to the compass.

"Flat Earth" does not do them justice. They should refer to themselves as the Flat Brain Society because maybe if we looked inside their skulls their brains really are flat.

[youtube]https://youtu.be/TBv3_0j0y_4[/youtube]

Peez

 

[BH]

If the world is flat how come you have ice in the Arctic? It seems to me the sun would hit the north pole directly in such a way the ice would melt. Since the north pole is in the center of a flat earth you would not have a seasonal cold spell there to grow ice even more either.

 

[DBT]

If the world is flat how come you have ice in the Arctic? It seems to me the sun would hit the north pole directly in such a way the ice would melt. Since the north pole is in the center of a flat earth you would not have a seasonal cold spell there to grow ice even more either.

It's only a little sun. Put there, just above the dome of the sky, by Lord Yahweh to shine its light upon his Children. It is the Lord God Himself who regulates heat distribution..

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

They are actually veering in one direction. Why we don't notice and correct that is a mystery. Perhaps the illuminati adjusts the flaps and computer of every airplane before it takes off. And before computers, they must have installed a tiny magnet on an ingeniously synchronized gyro next to the compass.

Which leads us to the next question, magnetic north... don’t we need a rotating sphere of molten metal to cause that?

 

[Keith&Co.]

They are actually veering in one direction. Why we don't notice and correct that is a mystery. Perhaps the illuminati adjusts the flaps and computer of every airplane before it takes off. And before computers, they must have installed a tiny magnet on an ingeniously synchronized gyro next to the compass.

Which leads us to the next question, magnetic north... don’t we need a rotating sphere of molten metal to cause that?

Obviously the theory was created to explain the observations BASED on a foolish idea of a bouncy-ball planet.
I'm sure a more objective view of what's going on will shatter that theory, the way observation shatters globe hypoetheses...

 

[DBT]

It's gotta be true;

 

[Sarpedon]

You see, the magnets you buy at the store are FLAT!, not spherical! Game over, liberal.