The News in a Note

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oil markets retreat and prices are at the lowest level seen in hours.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Secretary of State Rubio indicates that the Navy's of Bolivia, Switzerland, and Mongolia will be assisting the US in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Mistaken as threatening ballistic missile from Iran, Pentagon orders destruction of Artemis II mission, 125 seconds after liftoff.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Citing having absolutely no desire to return to the planet where political madness is tilting Earth towards a global catastrophe, the Artemis II astronauts bid NASA farewell, as they modified the flight plan to whip the craft into deep space, never to return.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Astronauts on Artemis II take pictures of the crafts left on Moon back when NASA faked landing on the Moon in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

 

[WAB]

Astronauts on Artemis II take pictures of the crafts left on Moon back when NASA faked landing on the Moon in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

Typo there. I think you meant 'fake' instead of 'take'?

 

[Elixir]

Astronauts on Artemis II take pictures of the crafts left on Moon back when NASA faked landing on the Moon in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

Why did NASA leave pictures on the moon?

 

[ZiprHead]

Astronauts on Artemis II take pictures of the crafts left on Moon back when NASA faked landing on the Moon in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

Why did NASA leave pictures on the moon?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Trump banned from Truth Social for capitulating to the Iranians.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

President Trump pleads with French President Emmanuel Macron to deploy mimesweepers to assist in clearing the Strait of Hormuz.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

President Trump suggests vandals are responsible for Epstein Files not being released.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

SCOTUS in 6-3 ruling finds people do not have the right not to be shot.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Iran struck a vessel in the Strait of Hormuz on Thursday in an act that Iranian officials said was "just so they could be a dick".

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Record low Lake Mead levels disclosed location where the GOP's spines were dumped.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Fringe candidate that mocks democratic process defeats Count Binface in special election in Clacton.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

FDA clears Hunter Biden in lettuce parasite outbreak

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

SCOTUS always brutal murder to continue... for now

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Trump recounts experience of being rescued by large firemen after assassination attempt on Lincoln at Kennedy Theater.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hot mic fart by President Trump is the most compelling thing to come out of him in the past couple of months.

 

[brewer]

US Monitors Suspected Plague Case In Russia As Calls Grow For Travel Restrictions