Totally Justified

[James Brown]

Florida boat captain threatens to shoot passengers

 

[fast]

Man Doesn't Get Pepperoni on Pizza; Uses Gun to Threaten Store Manager

“The customer argued with the manager, 38, then stated that he would come around the counter and kill the manager, but he didn’t want to be charged with robbery.”

Standards!

I ain’t no thief. Murder, no problem. Steal from others, no way!

[/da fuck]

 

[James Brown]

Missouri Woman Arrested After Opening Fire in DMV Parking Lot, Reportedly Due to Impatience

 

[James Brown]

McDonald's customer fired gun inside restaurant because her fries were cold

 

[James Brown]

An investigation is underway after a gunshot was fired over the weekend at Mammoth Cave National Park. The shot was fired, a couple of campers reported, after a man allegedly had a Bigfoot sighting.

 

[James Brown]

Popeyes customer pulls a gun after being told there were no more chicken sandwiches

 

[Gun Nut]

Woman holds church congregation hostage on Easter Sunday at gunpoint while carrying her 10-month-old baby.

She is also charged with disturbing a religious meeting and resisting an officer, both misdemeanors.

Holy shit, that's a law?!?!?!? In San Diego California, no less!?!?!?!

 

[ZiprHead]

Popeyes customer pulls a gun after being told there were no more chicken sandwiches

Well, I've heard they're pretty good.

 

[James Brown]

Man points gun at woman over unfinished laundry

 

[James Brown]

[h=1]Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church[/h]

 

[fast]

Edited out

 

[Elixir]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

 

[Elixir]

Argument Between West Virginia Pastors' Wives Ends With Gunfire in Church Parking Lot ... Just as God intended.

 

[SLD]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

Argument Between West Virginia Pastors' Wives Ends With Gunfire in Church Parking Lot ... Just as God intended.

At the bottom of that article was this gem:

https://www.newsweek.com/priest-grindr-theft-mcloone-1455853

Priest embezzled $100,000 from a church for use on Grindr dates. Just as God intended and totally justified.

Maybe we need a new thread: just as god intended.

 

[Elixir]

Australian Meth Addict Dresses Up As Cop And Raids Another Drug User's Home

 

[James Brown]

Beer-drinking man arrested after firing gun at his oven at apartment complex

 

[James Brown]

Police responded for a fight inside a hotel room, then it turned out it was just two women having loud sex, and somehow it ended with a security guard getting shot at.

 

[Gun Nut]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

Neither the rattlesnake, nor the uranium were illegal to possess... believe it or not.

 

[blastula]

That guy's going to end up with some awesome supervillain superpowers.

 

[Elixir]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

Neither the rattlesnake, nor the uranium were illegal to possess... believe it or not.

It's just a local ordinance - you're not allowed to have whiskey and firearms in a car with uranium and rattlesnakes in that particular county.