Totally Justified

[Elixir]

 

[ronburgundy]

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Well, the Roomba was brown. I'm surprised the cops didn't shoot it.

 

[ZiprHead]

Police: Louisiana man put gun to son’s head for drinking last Dr Pepper

 

[ZiprHead]

Man appearing in court on marijuana charge lights joint in front of judge: authorities

 

[SLD]

Missouri church leader tried to pay for sex on Grindr with Arby’s card

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost...to-pay-for-sex-on-grindr-with-arbys-card/amp/

And it didn’t work?

 

[James Brown]

Woman fires shot into Taco Bell after becoming upset over order

 

[Keith&Co.]

Woman fires shot into Taco Bell after becoming upset over order

But what was wrong with her order? How can we judge if it's 'justified' if the story doesn't list her complaint?

I mean, the time i was at Burger King, and saw the guy making the burgers had his pants down around his thighs, scratched his ass through his (revealed) boxers, and went on making burgers, i might have fired a round to get his attention. Or at least an argument could be made...

 

[ZiprHead]

"They fuck you at the drive-thru!"

Joe Pesci

Just the other day at BK, we had a coupon for two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. The guy repeated back my order of two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. My wife and I get home and no fries. I was thinking I should have her check the bag as I passed it to her and I didn't.

 

[OLDMAN]

"They fuck you at the drive-thru!"

Joe Pesci

Just the other day at BK, we had a coupon for two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. The guy repeated back my order of two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. My wife and I get home and no fries. I was thinking I should have her check the bag as I passed it to her and I didn't.

Would you buy a kilo of coke without checking the bag? Fuck no....sorry, but there's no excuse.

 

[ZiprHead]

"They fuck you at the drive-thru!"

Joe Pesci

Just the other day at BK, we had a coupon for two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. The guy repeated back my order of two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. My wife and I get home and no fries. I was thinking I should have her check the bag as I passed it to her and I didn't.

Would you buy a kilo of coke without checking the bag? Fuck no....sorry, but there's no excuse.

LOL. I couldn't afford a kilo of coke but I'm not above buying a couple lines worth.

 

[Keith&Co.]

"They fuck you at the drive-thru!"

Joe Pesci

Just the other day at BK, we had a coupon for two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. The guy repeated back my order of two chicken sandwiches and two small fries. My wife and I get home and no fries. I was thinking I should have her check the bag as I passed it to her and I didn't.

Would you buy a kilo of coke without checking the bag? Fuck no....sorry, but there's no excuse.

Actually, the cops here have offered to check everyone's coke for them.
If you think you've been slighted on a drug deal, you can take the product to them, and they'll even go settle things up with your supplier.

 

[ZiprHead]

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances."

The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too, so I listened as the lady told her story.

"Your Honour, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, "Hi! I'm Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?" I'm thinking, "Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?" Fine, I answered.

I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off? My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt a zap! Complete darkness, the power was off!

Belinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag." Then she headed for the door.

"Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise grip alone are you?" I shouted. Belinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy... The door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be right back."

Before I could shout NOOOO! She disappeared. And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl, "maintenance men Extraordinaire," found me... standing on my tip-toes, half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass!

After exchanging a polite Hi, how's it going type greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible, "Uh, yes, I did, but thanks anyway." "OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.

Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin. making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?"

And that, Your Honour, is exactly how her head ended up between clamps...." The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed".

 

[James Brown]

[h=1]Fast food worker accused of shooting at customers after order mix-up in Georgia[/h]

 

[blastula]

Woman killed by alligator in SC was doing homeowner's nails - AP

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The woman attacked and killed by an alligator in a gated community along the South Carolina coast was visiting the homeowner to do her nails and was trying to touch the animal when it grabbed her, authorities said.

After briefly getting away from the alligator Friday, the woman stood in waist deep water in the Kiawah Island pond and said “I guess I wont do this again,” but the alligator grabbed her in its jaws again and took her under, according to a supplemental police report released Tuesday.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Woman killed by alligator in SC was doing homeowner's nails - AP

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The woman attacked and killed by an alligator in a gated community along the South Carolina coast was visiting the homeowner to do her nails and was trying to touch the animal when it grabbed her, authorities said.

After briefly getting away from the alligator Friday, the woman stood in waist deep water in the Kiawah Island pond and said “I guess I wont do this again,” but the alligator grabbed her in its jaws again and took her under, according to a supplemental police report released Tuesday.

Well, she was right....

 

[Angry Floof]

Woman killed by alligator in SC was doing homeowner's nails - AP

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The woman attacked and killed by an alligator in a gated community along the South Carolina coast was visiting the homeowner to do her nails and was trying to touch the animal when it grabbed her, authorities said.

After briefly getting away from the alligator Friday, the woman stood in waist deep water in the Kiawah Island pond and said “I guess I wont do this again,” but the alligator grabbed her in its jaws again and took her under, according to a supplemental police report released Tuesday.

Covert was the third person killed by an alligator in South Carolina in the past four years. A 90-year-old woman walked out of a Charleston nursing home in 2016 and was killed, while a 45-year-old woman walking her dog was fatally attacked on Hilton Head Island in August 2018.

Before those attacks, South Carolina had never recorded a person killed by an alligator.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Covert was the third person killed by an alligator in South Carolina in the past four years. A 90-year-old woman walked out of a Charleston nursing home in 2016 and was killed, while a 45-year-old woman walking her dog was fatally attacked on Hilton Head Island in August 2018.

How's the doggie?!

 

[Angry Floof]

Covert was the third person killed by an alligator in South Carolina in the past four years. A 90-year-old woman walked out of a Charleston nursing home in 2016 and was killed, while a 45-year-old woman walking her dog was fatally attacked on Hilton Head Island in August 2018.

How's the doggie?!

Maybe it didn't look as big and juicy and the gator could only pick one.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Woman killed by alligator in SC was doing homeowner's nails - AP

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — The woman attacked and killed by an alligator in a gated community along the South Carolina coast was visiting the homeowner to do her nails and was trying to touch the animal when it grabbed her, authorities said.

After briefly getting away from the alligator Friday, the woman stood in waist deep water in the Kiawah Island pond and said “I guess I wont do this again,” but the alligator grabbed her in its jaws again and took her under, according to a supplemental police report released Tuesday.

Here I am, once again giving people too much credit... way too much.

Woman killed by alligator in South Carolina.

Oh that is awful, must have been near the house and caught her by surprise.

Woman killed by alligator in South Carolina while trying to touch it.

Gosh, that sounds really dumb to try to pet a gator that is on dry land in a driveway.

Woman killed by alligator in South Carolina while trying to touch it... while waist deep in water.

Seriously?! Article should read, Idiot Killed By Alligator.

 

[ideologyhunter]

My little town had a news flash that actually made it into the New York Post. One of our local ladies called 911 to request that the fire department come over with their biggest hose and put out the fire in her pussy. (Because 'pussy' is actually in the arrest report, you can have fun googling this and seeing which news sources actually spell out the word.)

 

[James Brown]

[h=1]Police identify woman accused of opening fire at McDonald’s employees over COVID-19 dining room policy[/h]
"An armed society is a polite society."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Here I am, once again giving people too much credit... way too much.

Woman killed by alligator in South Carolina.

Oh that is awful, must have been near the house and caught her by surprise.

Woman killed by alligator in South Carolina while trying to touch it.

Gosh, that sounds really dumb to try to pet a gator that is on dry land in a driveway.

Woman killed by alligator in South Carolina while trying to touch it... while waist deep in water.

Seriously?! Article should read, Idiot Killed By Alligator.

Saw this. It's really getting bad with these paid actors.






Saw the same damned gator in a story about a Texan whose last words were "I ain't afraid of no gator!"
Does the media think we won't notice this shit?

 

[blastula]

Times are tough, don't blame the gator for taking work where he can.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Saw the same damned gator in a story about a Texan whose last words were "I ain't afraid of no gator!"

Does the media think we won't notice this shit?

Now that you mention it, the gator always looks the same in all of these stories.

 

[James Brown]

Oh, you're one of those who thinks all gators look alike, hmm? Interesting.

 

[Angry Floof]

Oh, you're one of those who thinks all gators look alike, hmm? Interesting.

That's so speciesist.

 

[SLD]

How's the doggie?!

Maybe it didn't look as big and juicy and the gator could only pick one.

Gators love puppy dogs. When I lived in South Carolina, they caught a gator and found something like twenty dog collars in its stomach. The gator was probably after the dog and the woman was just in the way.

 

[SLD]

Colorado man shoots Waffle House cook who asked him to wear a face mask

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/co...i4EM-vnsKzhJCm5vx0lpy8ZqQvmyXZKRCPsumD7fMc6u8

 

[James Brown]

Father’s loss to son in arm wrestling match led to shooting, standoff




An armed society is a polite society.

 

[Elixir]

An 82-year-old Florida man fatally shot a neighbor and his 11-year-old daughter after a dispute over a doghttps://www.fox23.com/news/trending...-11-year-old-girl/7OVM6NLS3FC35PO5UJUJLWNXOE/

 

[James Brown]

Hungry Woman Fires Gun Inside McDonald’s Because Her Fries Were Cold


"More Guns Less Crime"


ETA: The headline writer misspelled 'Hangry'.

 

[James Brown]

Man fires gun in Miami hotel because people weren't social distancing

 

[James Brown]

Gun Enthusiasts Celebrate Man Who Shot Himself in the Balls as Their King


My favorite quote:

“The reason we are calling him king is partially because the poor guy already shot himself, don’t think he needs to be chastised as well... I’m quite sure he’s learned his lesson without the entire world calling him an idiot.”

 

[James Brown]

Florida barber shoots at clients complaining about missed appointments






More Guns, Less Crime

 

[James Brown]

Man fired shots into Memphis KFC because his order was wrong

Forget banning guns. Maybe we should ban fast food restaurants instead.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Joke from the 90s:
Which two Presidents were shot in the back of the head in a theatre?

Show

Lincoln and whichever one was sitting in front of Peewee Herman

 

[ZiprHead]

Joke from the 90s:
Which two Presidents were shot in the back of the head in a theatre?

Show

Lincoln and whichever one was sitting in front of Peewee Herman

Took me a second. LOL.

 

[blastula]

Tampa man hospitalized after setting himself on fire while allegedly trying to burn down home, police say

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm sensing a geographic theme here.

 

[James Brown]

Burger King customer mad about wait time opens fire in drive-thru, Tennessee cops say



"An armed society is a polite society."

 

[ZiprHead]

Burger King customer mad about wait time opens fire in drive-thru, Tennessee cops say



"An armed society is a polite society."

So when do all these guns start to make us safer?

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Elixir]

Burger King customer mad about wait time opens fire in drive-thru, Tennessee cops say



"An armed society is a polite society."

So when do all these guns start to make us safer?

You're safe enough goddammit. Or do you want to argue with my little friend?

 

[Angry Floof]

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Pffth. It really only takes like a minute to click all those folders including three in each to find the project. He deserves to have his money stolen if he thinks this is clever.

 

[Wiploc]

Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church

Charged after discharge?

 

[Elixir]

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Pffth. It really only takes like a minute to click all those folders including three in each to find the project. He deserves to have his money stolen if he thinks this is clever.

Except the project was moved to a flash drive... she'll be looking for it forever.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thug kills two Sheriff Deputies because they were on his property trying to capture a third-party dog that had bitten someone.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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Ummm... file search *.doc (or whatever extension) should get to the file in roughly 0.5 secs. Heck, in DOS it'd taken no more than 60 seconds if doing the search by page.

This only works if you populated each directory a file with the same name. Of course, that would then need to have an approximate file size as well.

 

[James Brown]

Another Good Guy™ with a gun...

Man, who claimed attack from zombies, droids while firing gun, sentenced to prison

 

[ZiprHead]