Jimmy Higgins
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CLEVELAND, OH -- In a stunning maneuver, the presumption nominee for the Republican Party, Donald J. Trump declined the nomination. The presumed nominee, who won the delegate count on the second day of the Convention, spent several minutes thanking his supporters. He then disclosed that Albania made him a much better offer to lead their country and he decided to take it. "$2 million, and I don't have to work with Congress," said Trump who then shrugged his shoulders. "Seems like win fucking win!" He then abruptly said "Goodbye!" and left the stage. The convention was silent for a few minutes, as the delegates and RNC tried to absorb what just happened. A motion was made to nominate a new candidate, but it was determined that the Convention rules forbid that from happening. So a subsequent motion was made to postpone the nominating process, which could be continued the following day.
Unfortunately, Quicken Loans arena already has scheduled a Justin Bieber concert the following night, so the convention announced they need to meet together in Room 534 of the Holiday Inn in Independence, Ohio Friday morning.
Unfortunately, Quicken Loans arena already has scheduled a Justin Bieber concert the following night, so the convention announced they need to meet together in Room 534 of the Holiday Inn in Independence, Ohio Friday morning.