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Trump Personal Valet Tests Positive

Yeah, one of those, “he looked fine in the morning and in less than 24 hours...” sort of things nurses have been so distraught about over the last two months.

“Abbott rapid result test device”? They made that up. There’s no such thing.
 
TV and credit cards said:
Yeah, one of those, “he looked fine in the morning and in less than 24 hours...” sort of things nurses have been so distraught about over the last two months.

“Abbott rapid result test device”? They made that up. There’s no such thing.
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It does exist. Though the term "device" is probably wrong.
article said:
On Tuesday, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer announced a partnership with CVS Health to roll out rapid COVID-19 testing in Dearborn. The Abbott ID NOW™ COVID-19 test offers super-fast results, under 15 minutes.

Detroit was one of the first cities to deploy the rapid test, particularly to screen first responders and health care workers in quarantine, so healthy people could return to work. Mayor Mike Duggan suggested on Monday a deal for more machines was coming. But NPR reports some health care systems have stopped using it because of questions about its reliability.

NPR spoke to Dr. Gary Procop, who heads COVID-19 testing at the Cleveland Clinic and led a study that found ID NOW only detected the virus samples known to contain it 85.2% of the time. That means the test would’ve missed about 15% of the samples from people who in fact had the virus.
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Even Trump's valet gets tested daily. I think the chances of him getting the disease are remote, but this shows what the real priorities are with regards to testing capability.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
TV and credit cards said:
Yeah, one of those, “he looked fine in the morning and in less than 24 hours...” sort of things nurses have been so distraught about over the last two months.

“Abbott rapid result test device”? They made that up. There’s no such thing.
Click to expand...
It does exist. Though the term "device" is probably wrong.
article said:
On Tuesday, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer announced a partnership with CVS Health to roll out rapid COVID-19 testing in Dearborn. The Abbott ID NOW™ COVID-19 test offers super-fast results, under 15 minutes.

Detroit was one of the first cities to deploy the rapid test, particularly to screen first responders and health care workers in quarantine, so healthy people could return to work. Mayor Mike Duggan suggested on Monday a deal for more machines was coming. But NPR reports some health care systems have stopped using it because of questions about its reliability.

NPR spoke to Dr. Gary Procop, who heads COVID-19 testing at the Cleveland Clinic and led a study that found ID NOW only detected the virus samples known to contain it 85.2% of the time. That means the test would’ve missed about 15% of the samples from people who in fact had the virus.
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Yes, there is a device involved.

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TV and credit cards said:
Yeah, one of those, “he looked fine in the morning and in less than 24 hours...” sort of things nurses have been so distraught about over the last two months.

“Abbott rapid result test device”? They made that up. There’s no such thing.
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https://www.abbott.com/coronavirus.html

Yes there is.

I'd like to know exactly who in the US government may have bought stock in Abbott shortly before they chose to announce it's "presidential use", and exactly how much, and check all of their emails.
 
I don’t know what y’all are so excited about. While COVID 19 has been found in a few cats and dogs, it primarily affects human beings. Trump and Pence have nothing to worry about.
 
lpetrich said:
Trump tells allies his wearing a mask would 'send the wrong message,' make him look ridiculous - "The president said doing so would make it seem like he is preoccupied with health instead of focused on reopening."

Yet he insists on being frequently tested.
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No no no: you’re focusing on something that confirms his self absorption.

The message he wants to send is that he has a handle on things and makes well founded, facts based decisions in keeping with his duties as POTUS, upholding the constitution and serving the American people.

And yet: he betrays that every time he tweets, opens his mouth, is photographed or filmed wandering off stage.
 
Aint gonna happen. Trump is immune.
1) He takes a nightly Lucas-Cide enema. That's the stuff they use to clean beauty salons.
2) He has a Fresh Coral Tide Pod in his morning milkshake.
3) He had an LED Streamline Strion keychain flashlight inserted rectally by some eastern European woman who rarely smiles (which makes sense, on balance.)
4) God needs him here to -- wait -- throwing up: Mmmmagggaaaa!!!
 
So the virus is now in the White House and the VP residence. The next couple weeks should be interesting.
 
I don't understand how this could happen. Do they not hold the magic scroll of protection?
 
Gun Nut said:
TV and credit cards said:
Yeah, one of those, “he looked fine in the morning and in less than 24 hours...” sort of things nurses have been so distraught about over the last two months.

“Abbott rapid result test device”? They made that up. There’s no such thing.
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https://www.abbott.com/coronavirus.html

Yes there is.

I'd like to know exactly who in the US government may have bought stock in Abbott shortly before they chose to announce it's "presidential use", and exactly how much, and check all of their emails.
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It was sarcasm, me being part of the great unwashed masses would not know of such a device and question it's very existence.

Abbott stock. Yeah, in that there are three devices with better track records than Abbott's. Wait'll Trump is out of office. Me thinks we'll see a lot of names pop up on the SEC radar.
 
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