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Trump - "We think we can cut regulations by 75 percent, maybe more, but by 75 percent"

Well, that would be one way to avoid the tragedies sure to befall the nation, nay dare I say the world, if we had no US federal regulation regarding Caciocavallo siciliano cheese.

So you're okay with getting moldy swiss cheese when you thought you were buying sicilano cheese that the cheese industry even bothered to define in a document so they could standardize among themselves. Well, I'm not. As a recent member of the Cheese of the Month Club, I like to trust the labels I am reading on my cheese. Oh and I know how you're going to respond...so predictable.

Say something that absurd, yes, the response is predictable.

Do you actually think the U.S. federal government is all that stands between you and the cheese of the month club sending you moldy Swiss cheese as Caciocavallo siciliano cheese?

Damn, that'd stupid.
 
Sure.

Let's toss all those regulations.

What's the worst that could happen?

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So you're okay with getting moldy swiss cheese when you thought you were buying sicilano cheese that the cheese industry even bothered to define in a document so they could standardize among themselves. Well, I'm not. As a recent member of the Cheese of the Month Club, I like to trust the labels I am reading on my cheese. Oh and I know how you're going to respond...so predictable.

Say something that absurd, yes, the response is predictable.

Do you actually think the U.S. federal government is all that stands between you and the cheese of the month club sending you moldy Swiss cheese as Caciocavallo siciliano cheese?

Damn, that'd stupid.
And yet, you felt compelled to post something that you admit was stupid.
 
Say something that absurd, yes, the response is predictable.

Do you actually think the U.S. federal government is all that stands between you and the cheese of the month club sending you moldy Swiss cheese as Caciocavallo siciliano cheese?

Damn, that'd stupid.
And yet, you felt compelled to post something that you admit was stupid.
Me thinking cheese industry doesn't want Cheapo Ass Trump Swiss to sell its blue and green crap as Grade A Swiss.
 
Sure.

Let's toss all those regulations.

What's the worst that could happen?

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Yes, thankfully people were able to smuggle this picture out from this obscure country whose federal government failed to regulate Caciocavallo Siciliano cheese before said country was destroyed by lack of cheese regulation.

From the damage pattern I'm guessing they allowed the calcium chloride quantity to exceed .02% or the cheese was cured for less than 90 days at a temperature exceeding 35 degrees. I bet those nearby Somalian villagers thank their gods every day it was not both.
 
But but but... swiss cheese!

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Cheese product.
 
Personally, I prefer to have cellulose as a secret ingredient in my cheese.
 
Personally, I prefer to have cellulose as a secret ingredient in my cheese.

Good news. there's a government approved cheese for you:

TITLE 21--FOOD AND DRUGS
CHAPTER I--FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
SUBCHAPTER B--FOOD FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
PART 133 -- CHEESES AND RELATED CHEESE PRODUCTS

Subpart B--Requirements for Specific Standardized Cheese and Related Products

Sec. 133.178 Pasteurized neufchatel cheese spread with other foods.
(a)(1) Pasteurized neufchatel cheese spread with other foods is the class of foods each of which is prepared by mixing, with the aid of heat, neufchatel cheese with one or a mixture of two or more properly prepared foods (except other cheeses), such as fresh, cooked, canned, or dried fruits or vegetables; cooked or canned meats; relishes, pickles or other foods suitable for blending with neufchatel cheese. It may contain one or any mixture of two or more of the optional ingredients named in paragraph (b) of this section. The amount of the added food or foods must be sufficient to so differentiate the blend that it does not simulate neufchatel cheese. It is spreadable at 70 deg. F.

(2) During its preparation the mixture is heated for not less than 30 seconds at a temperature of not less than 150 deg. F. When tested for phosphatase by the method prescribed in 133.5(c), the phenol equivalent of 0.25 gram of such food is not more than 3 micrograms.

(3)(i) No water other than that contained in the ingredients used is added to this food, but the moisture content in no case is more than 65 percent.

(ii) The milk fat is not less than 20 percent by weight of the finished food.

(b) The optional ingredients referred to in paragraph (a) of this section are:

(1)(i) One or any mixture of two or more of the following: Gum karaya, gum tragacanth, carob bean gum, gelatin, algin (sodium alginate), propylene glycol alginate, guar gum, sodium carboxymethyl cellulose ( cellulose gum), carrageenan, oat gum, or xanthan gum. The total quantity of any such substances, including that contained in the neufchatel cheese, is not more than 0.8 percent by weight of the finished food.

(ii) When one or more of the optional ingredients in paragraph (b)(1)(i) of this section are used, dioctyl sodium sulfosuccinate complying with the requirements of 172.810 of this chapter may be used in a quantity not in excess of 0.5 percent by weight of such ingredients.

(2) Artificial coloring, unless such addition conceals damage or inferiority or makes the finished food appear better or of greater value than it is.

(3) An acidifying agent consisting of one or a mixture of two or more of the following: A vinegar, acetic acid, lactic acid, citric acid, phosphoric acid.

(4) A sweetening agent consisting of one or a mixture of two or more of the following: Sugar, dextrose, corn sirup, corn sirup solids, glucose sirup, glucose sirup solids, maltose, malt sirup, hydrolyzed lactose.

(5) Cream, milk, skim milk, buttermilk, cheese whey, any of the foregoing from which part of the water has been removed, anhydrous milkfat, dehydrated cream, and albumin from cheese whey.

(c) The name of the food is "pasteurized Neufchatel cheese spread with ___" or "pasteurized Neufchatel cheese spread and ___", the blank being filled in with the common names of the foods added, in order of predominance by weight. The full name of the food shall appear on the principal display panel of the label in type of uniform size, style, and color. Wherever any word or statement emphasizing the name of any ingredient appears on the label (other than in an ingredient statement as specified in paragraph (d) of this section) so conspicuously as to be easily seen under customary conditions of purchase, the full name of the food shall immediately and conspicuously precede or follow such word or statement in type of at least the same size as the type used in such word or statement.

(d) Each of the ingredients used in the food shall be declared on the label as required by the applicable sections of parts 101 and 130 of this chapter.
 
Good news. there's a government approved cheese for you:

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(b) The optional ingredients referred to in paragraph (a) of this section are:

(1)(i) One or any mixture of two or more of the following: Gum karaya, gum tragacanth, carob bean gum, gelatin, algin (sodium alginate), propylene glycol alginate, guar gum, sodium carboxymethyl cellulose ( cellulose gum), carrageenan, oat gum, or xanthan gum. The total quantity of any such substances, including that contained in the neufchatel cheese, is not more than 0.8 percent by weight of the finished food.
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That's no good, I want it to be 4% to 8% cellulose...and filled with cheeses that aren't listed in the product.
 
Good news. there's a government approved cheese for you:
That's no good, I want it to be 4% to 8% cellulose...and filled with cheeses that aren't listed in the product.

It is a bad thing that companies aren't allowed to commit fraud by selling people stuff that isn't what it says it is... I mean other than supplemental drugs.
 
Good news. there's a government approved cheese for you:
That's no good, I want it to be 4% to 8% cellulose...and filled with cheeses that aren't listed in the product.

Well, you maybe able to get that, the government only saves you from the horrors associated with it being called: "pasteurized Neufchatel cheese spread with ___" or "pasteurized Neufchatel cheese spread and ___", the blank being filled in with the common names of the foods added.
 
Does anybody really think Donald Trump is primarily interested in rolling back cheese regulations?
 
Does anybody really think Donald Trump is primarily interested in rolling back cheese regulations?

Dismal is, but my money is him rolling back financial and environmental regulations. And local building codes for his hotels his son's hotels.
 
Does anybody really think Donald Trump is primarily interested in rolling back cheese regulations?

Surely he can't be that crazy. Not when there are politcal forums full of people willing to relentlessly defend voluminous federal cheese regulations.

And think of the votes he'd lose if someone's "pasteurized Neufchatel cheese spread with ___" were not spreadable at 70 degrees f.
 
Does anybody really think Donald Trump is primarily interested in rolling back cheese regulations?
I'm just curious how long dismal has been sitting on the Swiss Cheese spec... just waiting for the right thread to slap that thing down. *BAM!!!* 15 pages! Suck it!!!
 
Does anybody really think Donald Trump is primarily interested in rolling back cheese regulations?

Surely he can't be that crazy. Not when there are politcal forums full of people willing to relentlessly defend voluminous federal cheese regulations.

And think of the votes he'd lose if someone's "pasteurized Neufchatel cheese spread with ___" were not spreadable at 70 degrees f.

Please delete your account.
 
Does anybody really think Donald Trump is primarily interested in rolling back cheese regulations?
I'm just curious how long dismal has been sitting on the Swiss Cheese spec... just waiting for the right thread to slap that thing down. *BAM!!!* 15 pages! Suck it!!!

But who could have guessed the reaction here would be to reflexively rise to the defense of each and every one of our vital federal cheese regulations?

Cue pictures of some exploding shit.
 
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