Have you ever been swindled dismal?
Well, I frequently buy a certain kind of Havarti cheese in the grocery store and since there does not appear to be any USDA rule defining what may and may not be called "Havarti cheese" I could be buying thinly sliced concrete.
I've tasted Havarti, and you could very well be....
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§ 133.108 - Brick cheese.
See? I told you....