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The Conservative Obsession With Teaching Cursive Handwriting To Kids Is Dysfunctional And Weird [Opinion]
Conservatives are really worried that children are no longer being taught to write in that squiggly, often semi-legible analog font called “cursive handwriting” that many of us pointlessly learned as children in grade school. Yes, kids these days may be able to perform basic computer programming functions before they even leave the fifth grade, but the fact that they can’t pick up a No. 2 pencil and do something that they will most likely never have to do in their professional lives or even in their academic lives beyond the sixth grade is to conservatives and other traditionalists a major indicator of society’s continuing degradation.

To remedy this, conservatives across the United States have worked hard to enact legislation that will mandate the teaching of cursive to school kids. These kids may not have adequate access to computers or textbooks or might be stuck in overflowing classrooms taught by underpaid teachers because their schools have been hit hard by Republican cuts to education funding, but at least they’ll be able to write that elusive cursive “Q” that most of us forgot months after being taught cursive and then never noticed because it’s not a particularly useful skill in the real world.
Seems like what would get them to oppose it is to convince them that it is an arts sort of thing, the sort of thing that they consider frippery unworthy of support by taxpayers.

For my part, I think that they should teach italic handwriting, a sort of halfway house between cursive and block letters. Something that can be written relatively fast, while being easy to read.

Until I learned about it, people would grumble about how horrible my handwriting was, even though that was what I was taught.
 
The Conservative Obsession With Teaching Cursive Handwriting To Kids Is Dysfunctional And Weird [Opinion]
Conservatives are really worried that children are no longer being taught to write in that squiggly, often semi-legible analog font called “cursive handwriting” that many of us pointlessly learned as children in grade school. Yes, kids these days may be able to perform basic computer programming functions before they even leave the fifth grade, but the fact that they can’t pick up a No. 2 pencil and do something that they will most likely never have to do in their professional lives or even in their academic lives beyond the sixth grade is to conservatives and other traditionalists a major indicator of society’s continuing degradation.

To remedy this, conservatives across the United States have worked hard to enact legislation that will mandate the teaching of cursive to school kids. These kids may not have adequate access to computers or textbooks or might be stuck in overflowing classrooms taught by underpaid teachers because their schools have been hit hard by Republican cuts to education funding, but at least they’ll be able to write that elusive cursive “Q” that most of us forgot months after being taught cursive and then never noticed because it’s not a particularly useful skill in the real world.
Seems like what would get them to oppose it is to convince them that it is an arts sort of thing, the sort of thing that they consider frippery unworthy of support by taxpayers.

For my part, I think that they should teach italic handwriting, a sort of halfway house between cursive and block letters. Something that can be written relatively fast, while being easy to read.

Until I learned about it, people would grumble about how horrible my handwriting was, even though that was what I was taught.

When I write in cursive people believe I'm a doctor.
 
Some risks in not teaching cursive. These people will not be able to do reseach using primary sources. They will not be able to read old lab notebooks, etc. They will not be able to read what is written by others in their workforce. I personally use cursive a lot. It is singularly capable of being written legibly while not looking. If I’m in a dim room or writing while looking at a presentation, the fact that my pen does not leave the paper means I know where I am in space. Trying to write printing in the dark is not effective.

Perhaps not pursuasive to others, but these two reasons are enough for me to insist that my kids learn it.

One of the young people in our department told the admin that when she wrote “vacaton next week, see Admin B for help,” on her white board in cursive, he couldn’t read it, and could she print instead. It was pretty embarrassing for him.
 
Some risks in not teaching cursive. These people will not be able to do reseach using primary sources. They will not be able to read old lab notebooks, etc. They will not be able to read what is written by others in their workforce. ...
Reading != writing. We can read lots of typefaces that we would not be able to write very well. Like Black Letter fonts -- that stereotypically German sort of font.
 
Some risks in not teaching cursive. These people will not be able to do reseach using primary sources. They will not be able to read old lab notebooks, etc. They will not be able to read what is written by others in their workforce. I personally use cursive a lot. It is singularly capable of being written legibly while not looking. If I’m in a dim room or writing while looking at a presentation, the fact that my pen does not leave the paper means I know where I am in space. Trying to write printing in the dark is not effective.

Perhaps not pursuasive to others, but these two reasons are enough for me to insist that my kids learn it.

One of the young people in our department told the admin that when she wrote “vacaton next week, see Admin B for help,” on her white board in cursive, he couldn’t read it, and could she print instead. It was pretty embarrassing for him.
Yes, good luck with that.
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We need concept resonance crystals that emit whole concepts, rather than symbols, so there is no confusion. Of course, then people won't ever understand confusion.


Which you get when you combine a con with fusion.
 
Better teach them Latin and Greek as well, just to be on the safe side.

I was thinking primary sources in English. I realize that others don’t agree with this but when trying to do somethign as simple as geneology, you are sunk without knowing cursive.
lpetrich said:
reading != writing

I get that. But then I hear this kid in my workplace tell the admin that he can’t read her writing (which was perfectly clear cursive) and he needs her to change it.

Bronzeage said:
old parchment
Entertainingly, that is not beyond me, since I’m a calligrapher, I know how to write that and hence read it. ;)

I hear you all, and as I said above I know my reasons aren’t enough for you. They are enough for me. My kids know cursive and use that knowledge.
 
I hear you all, and as I said above I know my reasons aren’t enough for you. They are enough for me. My kids know cursive and use that knowledge.
and.... should all children in school have to memorize every menu, every option, and basically every error code and behavioral issue that can possibly happen within all versions of Microsoft Outlook from 2000 to the present?
because by god that's what *I* do for a living, so every child in america should have to know how to do it too, because since i do it that means it's IMPORTANT.

on the subject of cursive:
cursive is basically exactly like linux and unix - knowing it can be useful if you specifically want a job in a field catering to it (or to have it as a personal hobby) and it has absolutely zero practical application in any aspect of our lives outside of that.
 
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....and doesn't that apply to a lot of math? It's been decades since I divided one fraction by another. I mean, I'd do it if there was a point to it. Also diagramming sentences (Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.....)
 
Printing, cursive and keyboard entry of letters use distinctly different parts of the brain:
https://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/03/science/whats-lost-as-handwriting-fades.html

I rarely use knowledge of any of the battles I was forced to learn for history class, or any of the products of various nations. So what?

One does not need to actually earn a buck or knowingly utilize every skill and bit of knowledge one is taught in order for it to have been of value--or to continue to be of value. Using our brains is good for us. Even when we don't know exactly how or why our brains are being used.
 
I hear you all, and as I said above I know my reasons aren’t enough for you. They are enough for me. My kids know cursive and use that knowledge.
and.... should all children in school have to memorize every menu, every option, and basically every error code and behavioral issue that can possibly happen within all versions of Microsoft Outlook from 2000 to the present?
Obviously you know this is a strawman. No one is saying they need to know every kind of cursive. No one _needs_ to know black letter english or uncial gothic.

Cursive is not that difficult. It’s print letters, connected.

But no one, even me is saying that every kid has to learn every possible bit of it. They’ll do fine without the cursive “Q”. They’ll never suffer if they learned it, but never really used it - exposure will be enough for many.
because by god that's what *I* do for a living, so every child in america should have to know how to do it too, because since i do it that means it's IMPORTANT.
I don’t know if this was directed at my post. But if it was, my comment about the calligraphy (which I do not do for a living) was only to say that when Bronzeage posted it as “good luck with reading that” under loren’s “writing != reading” I was showing that whatt looked hard to Bronzeage to read might be because he doesn’t know how to write it. Since I know how to write it, I find no barriers in working out it’s letters. Just a data point, s’all.
on the subject of cursive:
cursive is basically exactly like linux and unix - knowing it can be useful if you specifically want a job in a field catering to it (or to have it as a personal hobby) and it has absolutely zero practical application in any aspect of our lives outside of that.
No, cursive is not exactly like unix. You don’t need to be in a field catering to it to encounter it. If you work in the post office, you’ll see cursive. If you work in a school district office, parents will write to you in cursive. If you work in an engineering office, like I do, someone will write in cursive. If you work in research and you need to refer to a lab notebook, someone will be writing in cursive. If you have a ggrandmother who writes you letters, she may be doing it in cursive. If you want to read the labels on your parents’ photo album, or the journal from your great grat grandmother, or Jefferson’s letters in a history book, you’ll need cursive.

If that kid in the engineering office can’t freaking read, ”I’ll be out next week, go to admin B for help,” in cursive, then it’s not a case of an esoteric job catering to cursive-writers.



And as I said above, it’s my personal belief that not being able to write in cursive limits one’s ability to write fast while not looking. But if you don’t find that a loss, than this would not be a pursuasive part of the argument.
 
Obviously you know this is a strawman. No one is saying they need to know every kind of cursive. No one _needs_ to know black letter english or uncial gothic.

Cursive is not that difficult. It’s print letters, connected.

But no one, even me is saying that every kid has to learn every possible bit of it. They’ll do fine without the cursive “Q”. They’ll never suffer if they learned it, but never really used it - exposure will be enough for many.
because by god that's what *I* do for a living, so every child in america should have to know how to do it too, because since i do it that means it's IMPORTANT.
I don’t know if this was directed at my post. But if it was, my comment about the calligraphy (which I do not do for a living) was only to say that when Bronzeage posted it as “good luck with reading that” under loren’s “writing != reading” I was showing that whatt looked hard to Bronzeage to read might be because he doesn’t know how to write it. Since I know how to write it, I find no barriers in working out it’s letters. Just a data point, s’all.
on the subject of cursive:
cursive is basically exactly like linux and unix - knowing it can be useful if you specifically want a job in a field catering to it (or to have it as a personal hobby) and it has absolutely zero practical application in any aspect of our lives outside of that.
No, cursive is not exactly like unix. You don’t need to be in a field catering to it to encounter it. If you work in the post office, you’ll see cursive. If you work in a school district office, parents will write to you in cursive. If you work in an engineering office, like I do, someone will write in cursive. If you work in research and you need to refer to a lab notebook, someone will be writing in cursive. If you have a ggrandmother who writes you letters, she may be doing it in cursive. If you want to read the labels on your parents’ photo album, or the journal from your great grat grandmother, or Jefferson’s letters in a history book, you’ll need cursive.

If that kid in the engineering office can’t freaking read, ”I’ll be out next week, go to admin B for help,” in cursive, then it’s not a case of an esoteric job catering to cursive-writers.



And as I said above, it’s my personal belief that not being able to write in cursive limits one’s ability to write fast while not looking. But if you don’t find that a loss, than this would not be a pursuasive part of the argument.

I wonder if schools are at least teaching people how to sign their names in proper enough cursive that it is both distinct and clear enough to be verified? I've noticed the younger generations have no idea how to sign a form or check with their actual name so they make one letter kinda cursive/loopy and able to be read, then they tend to use a squiggle or wavy line for the rest. Of course some of it could be related to impatience and nobody caring if their signature can be verified. But some of them look all owlishly dumbfunded at the art-forms connected to types of writing/penmanship not to mention a decently practical use for learning it.

So, potential practical use #1: signatures

potential practical use #2: People with motor neuron disorders/injuries/conditions can use styles of writing like this to re-learn how to sew, or grasp other mall objects. It's been used for people with certain levels of paralysis to strengthen the tendons in the hand to rehabilitate it after injury/surgery. Of course there are other types of exercises that can be used, but for variety as well as emotional health if the person is writing to friends/family while recovering, meh I think it could be argued for then.

practical use #3: Art. It works for many artists, especially comic/manga artists, to know some form of cursive/calligraphy, especially in marketing/advertising type work.

Just sayin', while I wouldn't put a whole semester to it (my grade school taught us to do essays and alphabet in about 3 weeks or so) it's still a decent skill to learn that can help underachieving or underprivileged kids have another creative outlet to use, even if it is eventual and not a massive benefit.

Saying that unless there's benefit it should go, however, is both hasty and unnecessary. The teaching of cursive takes a couple of weeks, so it is not a long haul waste, just a short stint in helping kids to write and read in more expressive manner jut by changing the way they move their pens.

Also, not sure why the original author to the article thinks its only conservatives who are pushing for it to go back in. Plenty of teachers from all manner of views find that if they just had a couple of weeks to space out teaching it, then they should, and for many of the reasons I listed and then some.

Some years back I was on a hunt for full time work rather than just full time hours, so I could apply and pay for health in from the company I worked for. I had no printer or computer at the time, so I used a sort of half cursive, half print type of writing on all my applications. A couple of my co-workers and interviewers thought that to make it look impressive, legible and so linear without a computer was admirable.

I get where people are coming from when they want to use only the most advanced and/or most current way of accomplishing something.

But every time I see something resembling that in thought, or speech or whatever, I remember that for about a week and a half in the late 90s, my Dad and his Dad were the only 2 people at their workplace who both showed up and got paid so they could save their vacation time. Why? Because they were the only ones who could draw out by hand the blueprints for certain tools, molds and instruments sold by that company. And they needed to do it by hand because that company had no working power for almost 2 weeks due to storm after snow and ice storm.

Everyone else only knew how to do it by computer, using the most up to date programs. True this is awesome in some cases, takes less time and leads to less mistakes from handwriting issues in the notes and margins, but my Dad and grandpa used a sort of cursive that was quite blatant and only loosely tied together so nobody had an issue reading it.

And yes, I'm aware that cursive writing is not the same thing as mechanical drawing/design-work.

I'm also aware there's nothing wrong with teaching older formats, and nothing lost in doing so except a bit more time than the current formats used.
 
I wonder if schools are at least teaching people how to sign their names in proper enough cursive that it is both distinct and clear enough to be verified? I've noticed the younger generations have no idea how to sign a form or check with their actual name so they make one letter kinda cursive/loopy and able to be read, then they tend to use a squiggle or wavy line for the rest. Of course some of it could be related to impatience and nobody caring if their signature can be verified. But some of them look all owlishly dumbfunded at the art-forms connected to types of writing/penmanship not to mention a decently practical use for learning it.

I write in cursive yet I squiggle my signature exactly as you've described. I do it that way because I learned a long time ago that no-one actually gives a shit whether my signature spells my name, and no-one is trained to authenticate my handwriting. No-one has ever refused to verify my signature, plus my scrawl fits on all kinds of forms, touchpads and cards. If neither the bank nor the government gives a shit, I fail to see why I should.
 
I wonder if schools are at least teaching people how to sign their names in proper enough cursive that it is both distinct and clear enough to be verified? I've noticed the younger generations have no idea how to sign a form or check with their actual name so they make one letter kinda cursive/loopy and able to be read, then they tend to use a squiggle or wavy line for the rest. Of course some of it could be related to impatience and nobody caring if their signature can be verified. But some of them look all owlishly dumbfunded at the art-forms connected to types of writing/penmanship not to mention a decently practical use for learning it.

I write in cursive yet I squiggle my signature exactly as you've described. I do it that way because I learned a long time ago that no-one actually gives a shit whether my signature spells my name, and no-one is trained to authenticate my handwriting. No-one has ever refused to verify my signature, plus my scrawl fits on all kinds of forms, touchpads and cards. If neither the bank nor the government gives a shit, I fail to see why I should.

Mostly true but I did once have to sit in a bank with a bank employee on the phone to my main branch and listen to them discuss my official signature. It was described as 'interesting.' On the other hand, no one questioned my signatures on the mortgage papers. Possibly because they saw me do it. And already knew me.
 
At some jobs, your signature and initials are important. In some functions in life, your signature and initials are important, too, such as record-keeping, marking edits in records or contracts. While reading cursive is not exactly the same thing as writing it, writing cursive does help to read it. Learning cursive may help to read some older documents, too. These things haven't completely been made obsolete yet by electronic signing and digitized transcriptions but are definitely moving in that direction. No one can deny that. The value that learning cursive brings to the table is much less today than it used to be. The value will continue to decline as the aforementioned things happen. At the moment, my opinion is not to remove cursive from the classroom but to lessen the requirements and time spent with it. After a decade or two or three when there is no current need for those basic life functions, maybe make it an elective to examine different historical writing styles. My two cents.
 
Some risks in not teaching cursive. These people will not be able to do reseach using primary sources. They will not be able to read old lab notebooks, etc. They will not be able to read what is written by others in their workforce. I personally use cursive a lot. It is singularly capable of being written legibly while not looking. If I’m in a dim room or writing while looking at a presentation, the fact that my pen does not leave the paper means I know where I am in space. Trying to write printing in the dark is not effective.

Perhaps not pursuasive to others, but these two reasons are enough for me to insist that my kids learn it.

One of the young people in our department told the admin that when she wrote “vacaton next week, see Admin B for help,” on her white board in cursive, he couldn’t read it, and could she print instead. It was pretty embarrassing for him.
Yes, good luck with that.
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Reminds me lab reports I was grading in grad school.
 
Signatures were never a very good method for establishing identity; they were the best available option of a bad lot of options. A card and PIN, photo ID, and/or two factor authentication using password plus SMS or password plus email is VASTLY superior in every way.

We still have signatures only because of tradition and inertia.

About 15 years ago I sent some documents to an international freight agent by fax. He rang me and said that they needed to include a signature to be acceptable. So I sent him another fax of the same document, with his signature.

As we both knew he didn't sign it, it was an effective demonstration of the total futility of their requirements, which were established in the days of fountain pens, and totally unsuited to the (even then only slightly less tired) technology of the facsimile machine.

In the era of photoshop, signatures are as much use as a chocolate teapot; they are an outdated placeholder for simply printing the phrase 'trust me'.
 
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