Vote for Togo

[Tigers!]

Togo has expressed a desire to be President of the USA. Ignoring the little fact that he is not a Yank let's give him our support.
What say you?
Carn Togo!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The most important question in determining support for a candidate for President would be whether or not he'd fuck the place up worse than any of the other potential candidates. I don't think he would. Therefore, he has my support.

I'm putting together a SuperPac to be able to finance his campaign because that allows me to do it without worrying about any campaign finance laws or regulations. Give me your money and I'll get around to funneling it to him.

 

[Tigers!]

The most important question in determining support for a candidate for President would be whether or not he'd fuck the place up worse than any of the other potential candidates. I don't think he would. Therefore, he has my support.

I'm putting together a SuperPac to be able to finance his campaign because that allows me to do it without worrying about any campaign finance laws or regulations. Give me your money and I'll get around to funneling it to him.

Do you accept bitcoin or aluminium cans?

 

[Rhea]

I always thought Togo was female?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The most important question in determining support for a candidate for President would be whether or not he'd fuck the place up worse than any of the other potential candidates. I don't think he would. Therefore, he has my support.

I'm putting together a SuperPac to be able to finance his campaign because that allows me to do it without worrying about any campaign finance laws or regulations. Give me your money and I'll get around to funneling it to him.

Do you accept bitcoin or aluminium cans?

Gold bullion and/or Apple shares are the preferred methods of payment.

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I always thought Togo was female?

So that means she can't be President?

That's racist.

 

[Tigers!]

I always thought Togo was female?

Foolishness is a non-gender specific trait.

 

[dismal]

d) Not enough information

How can we be expected to vote for someone if we're not even sure if they have a vagina?

 

[Tigers!]

Do you accept bitcoin or aluminium cans?

Gold bullion and/or Apple shares are the preferred methods of payment.

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I always thought Togo was female?

So that means she can't be President?

That's racist.

Red or green?

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d) Not enough information

How can we be expected to vote for someone if we're not even sure if they have a vagina?

Why is that so important?

 

[Rhea]

LOL @ "that's racist"
No, no change in my vote, just surprise. Like when you picture someone as being your own height and then you find out they are a foot taller, or you picture a book character resembling a friend and then the illustration comes out and it is totally off what you pictured. Although I have long advocated that we create and adopt non-gender pronouns because who gives a shit, after all, right?

 

[Rhea]

d) Not enough information

How can we be expected to vote for someone if we're not even sure if they have a vagina?

Why is that so important?

I think he's just teasing me...

 

[ksen]

I need to see Togo's birth certificate . . . the long form not the useless short form one.

 

[KeepTalking]

Togo has expressed a desire to be President of the USA. Ignoring the little fact that he is not a Yank let's give him our support.
What say you?
Carn Togo!

I have three questions for Togo before I can decide whether to vote for him:

1) What is Togo's favorite color?

Wait, wrong set of questions...

1) How many walkers has Togo killed?

Sorry, not those three either...

Here we go:
1) What is Togo's platform?
2) More importantly, what color tie does Togo wear?
3) Most important of all, despite the fact that Togo is not a natural born US citizen, is Togo willing to wear an American Flag lapel pin at all times?

 

[Angry Floof]

If he beats Hillary in a cage match, I'll vote for him.

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I always thought Togo was female?

Are you thinking of Toto?

 

[Sarpedon]

I'll vote for Togo.

He'd be better than Churchill, at least.

 

[NobleSavage]

Togo, you have my vote. Try and get me on Air Force One once. A night a the White House or Camp David would be nice as well.

 

[thebeave]

We have a sandwich chain in my area called Togo's. They're pretty good. So, he's got my vote.

 

[Togo]

I'm... really touched, thanks!

For the information of the voting public...

Togo is a natural born US citizen, born in San Francisco. He has a current US passport, and his parents own a house in California. He lives in London. His tie is blue.

 

[KeepTalking]

I'm... really touched, thanks!

For the information of the voting public...

Togo is a natural born US citizen, born in San Francisco. He has a current US passport, and his parents own a house in California. He lives in London. His tie is blue.

Why is Togo evading the question of whether or not he is willing to wear an American Flag lapel pin at all times?

 

[SimpleDon]

I'm... really touched, thanks!

For the information of the voting public...

Togo is a natural born US citizen, born in San Francisco. He has a current US passport, and his parents own a house in California. He lives in London. His tie is blue.

If he has a passport it must mean that his fake birth certificate is a really good forgery, unlike Obama's or Ted Cruz's. He qualifies! Better get use to hearing Hail to the Chief whenever you enter a room!

 

[dismal]

Why is that so important?

White male < vagina < black skin.

If Condy Rice or Beyoncé decide to run I'll have to go to a 2x2 matrix. Though if Condy runs as a Republican I believe she still counts as a white male.