All they need is captions. I'm imagining them all looking at Megyn Kelly and telling her she's getting coal for xmas.
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We need a Black Santa meme
- Thread starter Angry Floof
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That won't work. If a black man goes and slides down someone's chimney, he'll immediately be shot in "self-defense" and none of the rest of the children he hasn't gotten around to visiting yet will get any of their presents.
You're just being mean to countless numbers of innocent children here.
You're just being mean to countless numbers of innocent children here.
Thomas II
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But Floof, St. Nikolaos, Bishop of Myrna, was from a Greek family, so he probably looked "Mediterranean"...
http://blog.catherinedelors.com/meet-saint-nicholas-the-real-santa-claus/
http://blog.catherinedelors.com/meet-saint-nicholas-the-real-santa-claus/
You shut your filthy mouth, infidel. Santa is black and don't you forget it.
I peed my pants a little watching that episode of Megyn Kelly's show. She had a *panel of expert commentators* to help her express her outrage. Then she ***looked at the camera and reassured any little bigot children watching*** that Santa is really white. I was crying and had to change my pants. Grown ass people. Jesus.
fast
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Santa is white.
Thomas II
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ideologyhunter
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Santa has a skanky orange comb-over and wears a white baseball cap. Where have you been?
Stand Your Ground against undocumented black 'Santas' coming into your house.
Stand Your Ground against undocumented black 'Santas' coming into your house.
Thomas II
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Talking about black Jesus/Santa, what about the Black Madonnas? There are about 500 in Europe...What is their meaning?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Madonna
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Madonna
Underseer
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Oh my gosh, we can't talk about a black version of a fictional being! That's the same thing as persecuting white people with "political correctness"!
You wouldn't want to trigger the conservatives, would you? Come on, you know how sensitive they are.
You wouldn't want to trigger the conservatives, would you? Come on, you know how sensitive they are.
That's exactly what I want to do. I want to fill the world with black Santas.
Maybe some Asian ones as well.Thomas II
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It's just that I didn't know there were so many!
fast
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That's perverted. Characters of fiction have a creator imbued identity, and to alter it is an abomination.
That's exactly what I want to do. I want to fill the world with black Santas.
Consider a black Barbie. Absolutely sick!
There's no problem with black dolls. There's not even a problem with a black doll named Barbie. Hell, you can even name a black doll Barbie and call it a Barbie doll (although that's pushing the limits of acceptability). The problem arises when you take what would otherwise be what we would ordinarily call a traditional Barbie doll and paint it black. When all other attributes are the same, just what kind of sick game are you playing?
If you come out with a Michael Jordan look alike, should I transform him into a transgender? If you think that's okay, that wouldn't surprise me, and perhaps there is no cosmic moral ray of objective wrong with a nigger Santa, but it sure as shit doesn't have a pleasant ring to it does it!
You gonna turn the smurfs green too? Headless Easter bunny? People always wanting to fuck with people, and when they realize they'll get their ass kicked because there's people in this world that don't believe in the bullshit about refraining from advocating violence, they set out to turn on Santa--who brings us presents.
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BH
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I don't care what color Santa is. I got my presents when little so there!
RavenSky
The Doctor's Wife
Wasn't it also Megan Kelly who insisted Jesus was white, too?
ETA: yep. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/12/11/1262106/-Megyn-Kelly-Jesus-was-a-white-man
Ugh. Stunted ideology.
