What are the 3 branches of U.S. government? (wrong answers only)

[Brian63]

This is in reference to the newly-elected U.S. Senator from Alabama, Tommy Tuberville, apparently failing 3rd grade civics and American history lessons. He stated that the 3 branches of the government are the House, Senate, and Executive. Thinks that World War 2 was fought to free Europe from socialism. Thinks Al Gore was president for 30 days in 2000 until the Supreme Court took the presidency away from him.

Total ignoramus. As long as he has an (R) next to his name though, in Alabama he has a large chunk of support.

So Alabamian Joyce Vance has some fun with it:

https://twitter.com/JoyceWhiteVance/status/1327343021764079617

I will go with:
1. Fox News
2. Deep State Democrats
3. God the Father (incarnated as Donald Trump)

 

[Keith&Co.]

Trump's version: Me, Myself, and I.

 

[jonatha]

Larry, Moe, and Curly

 

[Bomb#20]

The shallow state, the deep state, and the off-the-deep-end state?

 

[Shadowy Man]

See no evil, speak no evil, and hear no evil.

 

[ideologyhunter]

1. Branch the Dreamworks troll -- Trump's advisor on immigration
2. Criminal psychology -- the branch of medicine which has the only hope of containing Trump's aberrant impulses
3. The branch Trump is currently perched on and clinging to with one hand, while he saws it off at the base with his other hand

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Can kicking

Graft

Handwaving / Winking

 

[Politesse]

The Department of Historical Denialism
The Department of Unnecessary and Ineffective Improvement Initiatives
The War Department

 

[Angry Floof]

Comments are hilarious!

 

[ZiprHead]

Larry, Moe, and Curly

Nyuk, Nyuk and Nyuk.

 

[Elixir]

The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Trump's version: Me, Myself, and I.

Thread over, you win.