ZiprHead Loony Running The Asylum Staff member Joined Oct 22, 2002 Messages 39,172 Location Frozen in Michigan Gender Old Fart Basic Beliefs Don't be a dick. Jul 4, 2023 #1 Give me your best funny guess.
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ZiprHead Loony Running The Asylum Staff member Joined Oct 22, 2002 Messages 39,172 Location Frozen in Michigan Gender Old Fart Basic Beliefs Don't be a dick. Jul 4, 2023 #8 "I'm comin', Elizabeth!"
ZiprHead Loony Running The Asylum Staff member Joined Oct 22, 2002 Messages 39,172 Location Frozen in Michigan Gender Old Fart Basic Beliefs Don't be a dick. Jul 4, 2023 #9 "Nobody dies like me. There's no one better in the world at dying than me."
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ZiprHead Loony Running The Asylum Staff member Joined Oct 22, 2002 Messages 39,172 Location Frozen in Michigan Gender Old Fart Basic Beliefs Don't be a dick. Jul 4, 2023 #11 "The documents are in the coffin like I told you, right?"
J Jimmy Higgins Contributor Joined Jan 31, 2001 Messages 44,412 Basic Beliefs Calvinistic Atheist Jul 4, 2023 #12 It's just a flesh wound.
marc Veteran Member Joined Mar 27, 2008 Messages 2,430 Location always on the move Basic Beliefs Atheist, skeptic, nerd Jul 4, 2023 #13 “I’m invincible!”
bilby Fair dinkum thinkum Joined Mar 6, 2007 Messages 34,300 Location The Sunshine State: The one with Crocs, not Gators Gender He/Him Basic Beliefs Strong Atheist Jul 4, 2023 #14 Person, woman, man, camera, TV, coffin.
Cheerful Charlie Contributor Joined Nov 10, 2005 Messages 9,065 Location Houston, Texas Basic Beliefs Strong Atheist Jul 5, 2023 #15 "Oh noooooo!" Dies as the room begins to smell strongly of burning sulfur.
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ZiprHead Loony Running The Asylum Staff member Joined Oct 22, 2002 Messages 39,172 Location Frozen in Michigan Gender Old Fart Basic Beliefs Don't be a dick. Jul 5, 2023 #18 "I literally won the Heaven election. Everyone knows it. This terrible injustice will ruin Heaven." "What? I'm not going to Heaven???"
"I literally won the Heaven election. Everyone knows it. This terrible injustice will ruin Heaven." "What? I'm not going to Heaven???"
Politesse Lux Aeterna Joined Feb 27, 2018 Messages 12,310 Location Chochenyo Territory, US Gender nonbinary Basic Beliefs Jedi Wayseeker Jul 5, 2023 #19 "I wish Maggie could see me now."
L Loren Pechtel Super Moderator Staff member Joined Sep 16, 2000 Messages 44,031 Location Nevada Gender Yes Basic Beliefs Atheist Jul 5, 2023 #20 I don't believe he will have a deathbed. His cause of death will be some sort of vascular incident that causes him to keel over.
I don't believe he will have a deathbed. His cause of death will be some sort of vascular incident that causes him to keel over.