Jimmy Higgins
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X-Men - Apocalypse (open spoilers, nothing too bad but some spoilers)
This film was a conglomeration of a ton of X-Men films. It had some really good parts like X2 or Days of Future Past. It had some really not so good parts like X3 and Wolverine. At points you had to remind yourself that you just need to accept certain aspects, and especially ignore any and all continuity violations created. Granted, they could claim DoFP was to X-Men universe like Star Trek the reboot was to the Star Trek universe, so it could be possible, but I don't want to give them that much credit, after all... Wolverine. The villain was... well... I don't know, kind of invincible, could create super powerful minions... who could be subdued with lesser powerful mutants. The premise that puts Magneto back in the game seemed just absurdly contrived. From the moment you see him and who he is with, you know instantly what will happen. Sure, they could have put in a swerve, but they didn't. But at points, the film was much better... typically the action sequences.
What is funny, and I remarked while watching it, is how violence isn't as damaging as it used to be or can be completely unpredictable. Sure you have the stars like MacClaine or Bourne who seem to survive all sorts of harrowing physical violence, but when a high school jock is plastered against the bathroom wall which crushed a urinal... it seemed a bit odd for even him to look up... only a bit bemused (not stunned)... meanwhile Mystique punches a henchmen and he is knocked out. Really silly.
Overall, a decent film, better than X3, not as good as X2 or the last film. I thought maybe the film would suffer from having too many characters, which wasn't the problem. The problem was the story was not very true to itself and betrayed the premises it began with or developed in the story. You build up a super villain, with super henchmen... and... well... *sigh*. Might as well have had Eeyore as a sidekick. And can someone explain to me how metal is in sand (which is fucking silica!).
2.5 of 4
This film was a conglomeration of a ton of X-Men films. It had some really good parts like X2 or Days of Future Past. It had some really not so good parts like X3 and Wolverine. At points you had to remind yourself that you just need to accept certain aspects, and especially ignore any and all continuity violations created. Granted, they could claim DoFP was to X-Men universe like Star Trek the reboot was to the Star Trek universe, so it could be possible, but I don't want to give them that much credit, after all... Wolverine. The villain was... well... I don't know, kind of invincible, could create super powerful minions... who could be subdued with lesser powerful mutants. The premise that puts Magneto back in the game seemed just absurdly contrived. From the moment you see him and who he is with, you know instantly what will happen. Sure, they could have put in a swerve, but they didn't. But at points, the film was much better... typically the action sequences.
What is funny, and I remarked while watching it, is how violence isn't as damaging as it used to be or can be completely unpredictable. Sure you have the stars like MacClaine or Bourne who seem to survive all sorts of harrowing physical violence, but when a high school jock is plastered against the bathroom wall which crushed a urinal... it seemed a bit odd for even him to look up... only a bit bemused (not stunned)... meanwhile Mystique punches a henchmen and he is knocked out. Really silly.
Overall, a decent film, better than X3, not as good as X2 or the last film. I thought maybe the film would suffer from having too many characters, which wasn't the problem. The problem was the story was not very true to itself and betrayed the premises it began with or developed in the story. You build up a super villain, with super henchmen... and... well... *sigh*. Might as well have had Eeyore as a sidekick. And can someone explain to me how metal is in sand (which is fucking silica!).
2.5 of 4