Metaphor, translated into English:
"Some people I dislike say X. Therefore, people I dislike are being hypocrites if they disagree with X, or act in a way that is inconsistent with X.
Also, some people I dislike say Y. Therefore, people I dislike are being hypocrites if they disagree with Y, or act in a way that is inconsistent with Y.
Also, X and Y, the way I understand them (though of course I never bothered to ask) are incompatible.
Therefore, everyone I dislike is either a hypocrite (because they agree with X/Y but don't act on it) or illogical (because they simultaneously agree with X and Y), and most likely both."
How far off am I?
My post was already in English, luv.
Also, your syllogism is invalid. But let's go through it line by line.
"Some people I dislike say X. Therefore, people I dislike are being hypocrites if they disagree with X, or act in a way that is inconsistent with X.
The quoted text is, of course, a true statement. It's also true if you leave out the words 'I dislike'.
Also, some people I dislike say Y. Therefore, people I dislike are being hypocrites if they disagree with Y, or act in a way that is inconsistent with Y.
True.
Also, X and Y, the way I understand them (though of course I never bothered to ask) are incompatible.
Let's see if I can understand where you think the problem with my reasoning is.
Robin DiAngelo preaches antiracism and the necessity of dismantling white privilege (a)
Robin DiAngelo is white (b)
According to DiAngelo, anybody who is white is the recipient of white privilege, whether they want it or not and whether they are aware of it or not (c)
The pay gap between DiAngelo's keynote fee and the woman of colour's keynote fee arose in part or in whole from DiAngelo's white privilege (d)
White people need to enact the labour of dismantling white privilege, which includes proactive and reactive labours (e)
A proactive labour consistent with dismantling white privilege would have been for DiAngelo to refuse to appear at the event if there was a pay gap by race between paid speakers (f)
Another proactive labour would have been for DiAngelo to reveal her salary to the other keynote speaker to ascertain equity before agreeing to the event (g)
A reactive labour would have been for DiAngelo to acknowledge the pay gap after she found out and remedy it with a fee difference transfer from her to the other keynote speaker (h)
A reactive labour would have been for DiAngelo to pledge to command fees no higher than speakers of colour at the same events (i)
There is no evidence that DiAngelo did any of (f)-(i) or anything commensurate (j)
DiAngelo is therefore a hypocrite (k)
Please let me know if there are premises you disagree with, or hidden assumptions in the premises as written which you disagree with.
Therefore, everyone I dislike is either a hypocrite (because they agree with X/Y but don't act on it) or illogical (because they simultaneously agree with X and Y), and most likely both."
"Everyone I dislike" does not follow from 'some people I dislike'". Your syllogism is invalid.